SUBTITLES: K.FREGER, M.DVORAK, M. SHAKHVOROSTOVA, O. SUSLINA,
E. DOBROVITSKAYA, N. PETRULEVICH, N. NUGAEVA, A. SOLONITSKY
VICTOR
THE PHONE IS RINGING
-Hello. Yes, mom.
I don't have anorexia I'm just tired of your foie gras.
Of course I'll be there for Christmas.
"IN THIS HOUSE WAS VOLTAIRE BORN"
What? No. But I love this city more and more.
Hello! This is Alisa Derigat.
"EDITORIAL OF THE MAGAZINE "GLOBAL"
- Guys, last week's circulation - three hundred thousand. It's not bad
but compared to others - nothing. Our competitors are successful, but we are lagging behind.
This is absolutely unacceptable. Do you understand? What thoughts?
Who's to say?
Yes, you are very active, thank you. Now to the content.
Great article in the People section Evelyn, thank you.
"Is Johnny's new haircut sexy? Depp." Let's add an interview with a stylist.
Katie, please find me on the list of fashionable hairdressers
what's his name... -Fulvio?
-Fulvio, yes. In the "Beauty" section - Eric's article about tattoos.
Paco, I think you had a series of photos of tattoos.
-Will they fit? Many tattoos - on the genitals. For example, a snake
around the penis. -No, thank you. Katie, darling,
find about five pictures of beauties with tattoos. You have a lot of these
photographs in storage. -Okay, I'll find it.
-And finally, the “Life” section - adoption. On the one side,
poor children, on the other - rich stars who want to adopt them.
Who's the next star? Are you interested, Alice?
-Very interesting. It was for these topics that I came to journalism.
-If you have better suggestions, We will be glad to listen to them, dear.
No? This applies to all of you. That's it, the meeting is over. Get to work!
You know, dear Alice, all journalists start from high
ideals. But then, like everywhere else, getting used to it. Let's talk about it today
over dinner at an Italian restaurant. They have wonderful spaghetti
with sea urchins. -Thank you, but it’s no longer necessary.
I'm already used to it. Bon appetit!
-Called me for spaghetti with sea urchins? -I see, not me first.
-You're right.
"VIKTOR CORBEN"
- Monsieur Corbin!
KNOCKING ON THE DOOR Are you at home?
I am Master Pecret, bailiff.
PERSISTENT KNOCKING ON THE DOOR
-Hello, Alice! -Hello!
-How are you? -Let me help.
-Thank you. -Easier?
-Yes. -Where are you taking this?
- There, old man. If he doesn't eat, I'm afraid he'll die.
-He's a bit strange, isn't he? -Yes.
Hello, Monsieur Victor! -Hello.
-It's good to be an old man it's bad to be old.
-Victor Hugo?
-It seems we were not introduced. -Sorry.
Alisa Derigat, recently your neighbor.
-Victor Korben, bedridden patient. Zhenya, why did you hide from me?
this lovely neighbor?
So, cultured girls those who know Victor Hugo,
do they read the yellow press? -No! I'm doing an internship there.
And Zhenya is learning to read. A magazine for her.
-Everything is clear there. -That's for sure.
-Do you work there? -Temporarily. While I'm writing my dissertation.
-Everything is temporary. I really shouldn't know.
-Are you feeling bad? -Better than a corpse.
Well... Tell me, mademoiselle, What are you doing your internship in?
-A little bit of everything. But my strong point is letters from readers.
-That is?
-I write them myself. -Total fakes, clearly.
-Sometimes the real ones come. -Sometimes... Wow!
-Okay, I'll go. Bye, Zhenya. Goodbye.
-Thank you, mademoiselle... how are you? -Alice.
"ALICE
COUGHING
"Please publish this text in your magazine.
A lonely old man, who will be evicted in a month, is looking for someone to shelter him,
so as not to end up on the street.
"A LONELY OLD MAN WHO WAS BEING EVICTED FOR A MONTH, LOOKING FOR A FOSTER FAMILY"
-This is the first publication. If necessary, I will repeat it.
-Will I be adopted? -This is in the spirit of our magazine.
Adoption is fashionable among celebrities. -Calling Madonna mom
and your dad is Johnny Hallyday? This is a dream!
You know what, Alice? Hold a competition, people love it.
-Contest? But what will be the prize?
-I!
-This is for you. -Thank you.
Victor... Victor, Victor...
-Don’t be shy, dear Alice. -I'm on business.
-Would you like to have dinner with me?
Okay, I'm listening. - So it’s like that.
I have a neighbor who will be evicted in a month.
He’s 85. A pension that doesn’t allow him to rent a house. And he's lonely.
- Poor thing! Want to write an article about him?
-Actually, I advertised with us asking to adopt him.
-What should I do with it? -Adopt.
-Did I hear right? -There were so many responses!
You have no idea. It would be nice to ride this wave
and organize a competition.
-Contest? In a magazine? Will the old man be the prize?
Dear Alice, in journalistic jargon this is called “zilch”.
-What? - It's a stupid idea.
Do you have anything else?
-Tell me... Did you publish the old man’s letter?
-Jeff, I'll explain everything to you. I... -Bravo!
An idea worthy of a genius! Well done! We need to develop it.
-We were just talking with Alisa about holding a competition
in the magazine around the old man. -Wonderful! We'll discuss it at the meeting.
-Yes.
I repeat that this is a stupid idea. OK! Where does this guy live?
Wait, did you buy a bookstore in Paris before or after that?
-Everything is in a fog for me. I sold the jewelry store and bought the book store.
-Yes... Like in a fog. Let's talk about childhood. What is your year of birth?
-1924th. -Place?
-Gras. -Gras. What did your parents do?
-Business.
Tell me... were you taught by the Gestapo, Stasi or KGB?
-Is that you in the photo? -Yes, this is my wife Alexandra and I.
She died in childbirth.
And the child too.
-Sorry. -This is all? I'm tired.
-Well, that's enough for now.
Goodbye, monsieur. -Monsieur.
-I'll catch up with you. -Yes.
-Alice, I want to tell you something. I've seen assholes in my life.
I recognize this breed at first sight. Trust me, he is one of them.
-Don't give in to a bad mood. Is it coming? I'll try to make it
less... -Stupid. It's coming.
-See you soon!
THE CURING OF DOVES
"CONTEST! WHO WILL ADOPT A HOMELESS MAN" GRANDFATHER WILL RECEIVE 150 THOUSAND EUROS"
- Monsieur Saillard? -Hello.
-It's unlikely, Monsieur Saillard. -Yes, but to the total price of the house
I would add the cost of the pool. -It's not that simple.
-Understand. -You have accumulated too many credits,
and your solvency is in doubt. Sometimes one euro
solves everything. -Yes.
-Well, let's call you. I'll try to talk to management.
-I thank you for your trust, but, you know, the pool...
my father's dream. -If only I could decide everything!
I beg you.
-Give it. -Is this Ludovic LZh or LZHI?
-Why can’t you write in normal numbers?
-Kings are crazy people. -What should I eat?
-You have to say: “Hello, dad,” hi mom. What to eat?
- Hello, dad, hi, mom. What to eat?
-Tofu and cod.
If you are dissatisfied, look for another family. -Me too?
-And you. -Hyacinth, I found it in the kitchen again
this magazine. -It's not mine. This is Guillaume.
-I bring it to you every week, Hyacinth.
- So that I don’t see him here again! Everyone, come to the table.
Tofu is ready! -I'll check it later.
The pool is good. -I don't argue. Otherwise the house is worthless
even though this is a memory of your father. To be honest, it’s not a house, but a ruin.
-We will create a paradise for children there. You'll see!
“The best thing we’ve done so far,” bought out your brothers' share.
- Damn tired. And tomorrow I have to take Margarita to school.
-Can I warm my feet on your legs?
MELODY OF FRENCH CHANSON
-Good afternoon!
Hello!
Hello, mademoiselle!
Hello, monsieur!
"OPTICS OF GUILLAUME SAILLARD
-There were more responses only once - for Michel's draw.
-Yes? -Remember? "Win the evening
alone with George Clooney."
Well done, Courcelles! -Thank you.
-Work, honey.
-You didn’t tell him that this was my idea? -Select me 15 families from Paris
and suburbs, and to please the cattle, several families from the province.
-Cattle will find cattle for you. Everything is clear. -You’re right, dear Alice.
We respect the province; the main circulation goes there.
-So, Madame Barbosa? -Yes.
-You’ll come in 11 days, okay? -Yes.
-This time our goal is buckwheat, radish, radish.
Black radish or radish - at your choice.
-And there’s nothing else to eat? -Yes, two weeks.
It will be useful for you: your stomach will be cleared, hepatic functions will be restored.
-Hepa... what? -Hepatic, liver.
-Ah, liver, okay. -But do you trust me?
-Yes. -Your fee is 80 euros.
-Yes.
-Anything else? -I wanted to ask...
-Be bolder. -Tell me, are you happy?
-What? -Why were you chosen for the competition?
-What competition? - "What competition?"
- "Guillaume and Sylvie Saillard from Paris." Isn't that you?
-What is this?! -Felix, wait.
-Go to your place. Please go to your place, son!
-I became a finalist of the competition for the first time! -Do you know why you can win?
-No. -Because it's nonsense!
-Prize - 150 thousand. -150 thousand! We won't be anyone
adopt! Even for money, understand? Even a hamster! No children!
-But, baby... -I'm not a baby! This is stupidity!
And in the same stupid magazine!
DOOR RING
I'll open it.
-Madame Saillard, Jerome Courcelles, "Global" magazine.
- "Global"? You are very welcome. I want to tell you: we are not participating.
We have a family, monsieur. Goodbye.
Explain. -At least let him come in!
Baby, we need money! DOOR RING
We pay for the apartment, for your office, for the biofood, Hyacinthe!
-Here they are, ordinary people. I'll have to leave a letter.
I didn't write about the war in Iraq because interviewed the Pope
and Fidel Castro, so that I could be made to look hysterical.
-No, no need for a photo. -It's a pity. I see you are very
photogenic. You know, you are not the only family in the competition.
-Are we in a competition? -How many candidates are there?
-I don’t want to reveal my cards, but it looks like you are among the five
finalists. -And when will the answer be?
-Soon. But it’s not me who decides. -Hyacinth asks what to serve.
-I'll have chocolate cream. -Bananas with rice cake.
-Children, do you want to have a grandfather?
-Old man? Screw him! -My grandfather was evil.
-No, he was sick. -I was just old.
-This grandfather will be a supergrandfather! -Yes, I want a supergrandfather!
-Go to the kitchen with Hyacinth. -Come on, children.
-Okay, we won't detain you any longer. It's a pity that you didn't want to
filming. I have a faithful eye. Is it true? My business card.
-Thank you very much. -And to you.
-I'll take you with you.
-See you soon. Hope.
-Adoption is not easy. You never know what kind of character he has!
-It doesn't matter. The main thing is he would be smart and handsome.
-Still, this decision is serious. The children also need to agree.
-They don't seem to mind. -Pierre and I also wanted
take the foster one.
It's a thing of the past now.
Where do you want it from: from Colombia, from Vietnam?
-No, local. You thought How much will it take in total?
Separate room, bathroom, toilet. -Toilet? Yes, just diapers.
-Well, yes, diapers, exactly. -Now they are releasing new ones,
They can be washed - it's environmentally friendly. Pierre and I were unlucky.
-With what? -With a child.
We already had permission. We saw his photo: a dark six-year-old angel
with narrow eyes. -I know the divorce was hard for you.
with Pierre. How old is yours? -To whom?
-Adopted.
-Eighty five. -Eight or five?
-No, eighty-five. -Amazing.
Such a big boy. -Let me pour you some more cognac.
-I can’t, I take antidepressants. -She's a doctor.
-A drop to cheer you up.
PHONE SIGNAL
Sorry.
"I'M HAPPY TO MEET YOU. SEE YOU SOON. COURCELL"
-Who is this? -Patient. Heavy.
- All her patients are serious.
"DON'T MESSER ME"
-Look, it bites.
Hello. -Monsieur Lopez, continue your treatment.
-Thank you. - Monsieur Gaudin.
-Sorry, I need it urgently.
-Wait five minutes. -Yes.
You have a lovely office. -So, tell me...
Are you anxious to lose weight? -No. I'm impatient for you...
please with good news.
We have decided that you are by far the best to accept
Victor. -Victor?
-Our... -Old man.
-That's right, the old man. You can refuse. I haven't told anyone yet.
I didn't want to cause discord in your ideal couple. you radiate
harmony. It's wonderful that you have such agreement. This is very rare.
I'm on the eve of a divorce and I know what I'm saying.
-I'm really sorry. Be careful, many people gain weight after a divorce.
-So there will be a reason. -Which?
-Meet. By the way, my wife kicked me out. I'd pitch a tent
in your reception area.
Well, do you agree? -For what?
-To Victor. Should I introduce you?
What hands! Enchantress.
A kilogram per month is best.
-Please. Sorry. Here.
What if they hand us an old ruin? -It will damage the image of their magazine.
-What will grandfather be like? -Old people are in a wheelchair.
-Felix, better shut up. -They arrived and got out of the car.
-We weren’t waiting for the lord, we don’t have a palace. He will be disappointed.
-Miracle! Like in Harry Potter. -Yes. It was as if he had left the castle.
- Monsieur Corbin, you are magnificent! Alice, thanks for the delivery. Is this really him?
-Yes. -Then I am pleased to introduce
Victor Corben. Monsieur and Madame Saillard, Guillaume and his lovely wife
Sylvie. -Very glad. Madam.
-Monsieur. -Don’t worry, it’s only about clothes
meet. This outfit will not hide my extreme poverty.
-We are aware. We are happy to help you. Yes, baby?
-I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm used to the hostel and keep my mouth shut.
- Meet me, these are my children. First Margarita. Go kiss grandpa.
-No. -Go.
-No. -Nothing. I couldn't stand it
when parents forced them to kiss old people. It's disgusting, isn't it, honey?
What's your name? -This is Felix.
-Sorry, I want to take everyone off. -No.
-Take a photo, you look great. You know it yourself.
Victor, you and the children. Like this. Look into the lens.
-Everything is on me. Felix, come closer. -Everyone smiled.
Wonderful!
-I didn’t expect to find a family at my age. A new life is before me!
Thank you to the Sayar family for this opportunity.
- Monsieur Courcelles, is it true what they say? what people sent to the competition
other people's pictures? -This has happened, but rarely.
And for you I am Jerome. -You see, they are not so scary.
Monsieur Courcelles... Excuse me, Jerome is quite nice.
-I didn’t know there was such a place. -I chose him to meet.
Good luck, right? -So-so.
The interior is fake rococo, the clients are pretentious, but the cakes are delicious.
-I like it with a rose.
- "You can see clearly up close, but from afar you can see the essence." Victor Hugo. Okay, right?
-Come! -Thank you. Goodbye.
-Goodbye.
-Here. Good afternoon. -Good afternoon.
They would have said that we would have helped you. -Nothing.
-Sylvie, they have already arrived. -Grandfather has arrived!
-Hush, hush, daughter. Hello. Make yourself at home, that is, you are at home.
-Yes, let him get used to it. I'll show him the apartment. Went.
-Put it here. -Thank you.
Hello. -Yes.
-Well, you can’t pass, you can’t pass - so many things!
They all quit.
Don’t block the elevator, otherwise the concierge and I will have to answer later.
-It's only for five minutes. -We have to go up two more times.
If I litter, I’ll sweep it up myself. -I'll bring a broom.
-Can I go to my room? I'm tired. -Yes, sure. Please.
-Wonderful perfume. What is this - "Femme Fatale", "The Witch"?
-Like? There is a separate toilet and even a TV.
-Wonderful. Thank you, I'm touched. -Are you feeling bad?
-No. This is from excitement, from shock. At my age it is difficult to change the situation.
-You will feel good here. -No, no, just don't smoke.
If you want to smoke, go to the balcony.
-As you understand, we need an agreement between Global magazine and you.
Sign - and "Global" will give you a check for 25,000 euros.
We will have three stages. First - until Christmas. What if you quarrel
or it will be difficult for you to get along. -That won't happen.
-You never know. But they will still pay you 10,000 euros is for its maintenance.
-And then? -If Victor stays here,
then in a year you will receive 150,000 euros.
And we will print the saga. -Sagu - what is it?
-Something like a comic book. How about Martino? Martino at school
Martino at the veterinarian Martino's holidays.
-I love about Martino - I read everything! -You see. If you agree, you should
sign every page of the contract.
-We decided to give you a loan. -Yes, but your money is better.
-Especially like this. You are acting honorably.
-Thank you. Well, I'm waiting for news. -And start digging.
-Dig? -Pool.
-Oh, yes, of course. Goodbye. -Goodbye.
"HAPPY SON GUILLAUMA. COMPETITION. PRIZE - 150,000 EUROS.
VICTOR IS ADOPTED"
-Best wishes! -Goodbye.
-Madame Merme!
"VICTOR. GRANDFATHER IN THE NEW FAMILY"
-Hello. Hello, mademoiselle.
-Hello, Guillaume! How are you? -OK, thank you. What about you?
-Good luck to you! -Thank you.
-Are you Monsieur Saillard? -Yes, thank you.
-Guillaume, you are great! -Thank you.
-This is cool! -Thank you very much!
Hello. Sorry for the delay. Come in, please. Who's first?
Are you madam? I'll take care of you. Nice frame.
-What dirt here! What's happened? - There hasn't been any cleaning for a long time.
There's dirt and... -Is this Victor's room?
-Yes. -Can I come in? Did he live here?
-Yes. -For a long time?
-Seven or eight months. There is dust everywhere, here is the bed.
He slept all the time. -What poverty!
-You have become protectors of the elderly, living in need?
-No, we do not participate in politics, this is just an act of solidarity
with French citizens during the crisis.
-But there is also 150,000 euros. -This money is intended for Victor.
We may create a fund to help other old people.
We would have taken him even without money, we are people after all.
-And you, madam, as the mistress of the house, How was the newcomer received?
-Like... a family member. -Like family.
-I'll go check on Victor.
-This beautiful story can serve as an example for those who are concerned
the fate of the elderly in our society.
-Your wife is very telegenic. -But... you weren't very offended?
They cut out a lot. -Don’t worry, the main thing has been said.
-Go to bed, baby, I'll be there in a minute.
Don't you have any lessons?
SMS SIGNAL
"WATCHED TV. BEAUTY. CHARMED. COURCELL"
-What do you allow yourself! Madame Sylvie will be angry.
This is a Schnitz painting! -Hang it in the closet, it's terrible!
-This is a famous painting. Schnitz - this is an artist from Germany, very
famous. Also very expensive. -This Schnitz died in an insane asylum,
but I don’t want the same fate.
-No, you can’t do that. The upholstery will fade in the sun.
- Old people need to bask in the sun - It's vitamin D!
-And I’m telling you, Madame Sylvie will be very unhappy.
Old donkey! How stubborn he is!
-What is this? Hyacinth!
Where's my Schnitz? -Monsieur Victor took your picture
and told me to hang it in the closet.
-My Schnitz in the closet? -Yes.
-Victor! Victor!
What kind of picture is this?
-This is a portrait of a girl. -Skin and bones.
-I like it, it’s beautiful. -Hyacinth, bring back Schnitz!
-Now. -Wait! Baby let's hang
your picture is in the bedroom, not here. The light spoils it.
-What a chick! She looks exactly like a gypsy.
-Who put this chair here? -Who? Monsieur Victor.
-And this terrible lamp?
Victor, you have your own room. Since we live together...
-Mother! -What?
-Don't hang this picture I'm afraid of her. Please.
-Mom, I know it's Christmas, but we are on duty with the Sayyars.
I'll be there the day after tomorrow. Leave me the foie gras. That's it, mom, bye. Kiss.
THE PHONE IS RINGING
Hello?
-What a pity that I left Afghanistan! As soon as we left the hotel in Kabul,
like Taliban, Taliban, thousands of Taliban! My journalist friend
(he was next to me) was killed immediately. It was something! He fell...
-Oatmeal escalopes with beetroot garnish
under dark chocolate. -Why on earth?
We ordered oysters foie gras and capon.
-I don’t understand either.
-Seeing what you ordered, I took care of lunch myself.
Holiday food can be healthy too. -Baby, you shouldn’t have interfered.
- Not at all. I personally prepared this all day.
- Well, great. At Christmas there is variety.
Oh damn!
The taste is interesting. -Original.
-Thank you. -It's time to take a group photo.
-Victor, do you like my recipe? -As they say in Africa, it's better to eat
a sparrow's poop than an elephant's cake.
-Baby, we tried everything. Let's eat what Jerome ordered.
-Daughter, make an exception, It's Christmas after all.
-Yes, it’s delicious and very French, but...
for photography, for still life. Bring us foie gras, oysters
and champagne. -Hooray!
-And here comes the capon!
-I'll say a toast. Let's make a toast to you! Thanks to you I have happiness
celebrate Christmas with your family. Thank you.
-For you, Victor! - Touching.
-Bravo! Merry Christmas!
-I celebrated my last Christmas with my family in Egypt, when it was
a motley country, western and eastern, ancient and modern.
-How interesting! You tell it so vividly!
-Grandfather, have you ridden a camel? -Yes, of course, I had them in my garden.
three. Your grandmother and I were young in those years.
-Some wine? -Only a little bit
otherwise I'll get dizzy.
-Let's take a picture. Under the tree, it will be better there.
-Went. -Went.
-Yes. I'll straighten your tie. -Don't be so nice, Alice.
Men like bitches.
-Let Victor go there, in the middle. Felix, stand closer to everyone.
-Smile, smile! Christmas, We are all happy and cheerful!
-And cute.
- "Les Miserables"! Thank you, Victor. -Children, your gifts are tomorrow.
Père-Noël will arrive at night. -Can I have an iPad now?
-Felix, go to sleep, otherwise Père-Noël will let you through.
-Certainly! -Be quiet.
Shall we let him in?
After all, it will freeze. -No way.
Let him smoke there. -Just once.
-No! -For the sake of the holiday, please!
-Well, I'll go. Thank you Guillaume, for a wonderful evening.
-Please. -My pleasure.
-Merry Christmas! This is for you. From the magazine. A small trifle.
-Thank you, thank you...
-Beauty!
-Let me help you?
Fabulous. You are great.
-So... That's it. -Thank you.
I would invite you, but... This is the fifth floor without an elevator.
-Yes, it's not scary, but I need to go home.
-Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas!
-You scared me. Didn't you go to bed? -You look like this tango dancer.
-Yes? Okay, I'll go. -This woman was smart, brave,
free like you.
-Why did you say that? -Live.
People are only alive as long as they can laugh.
-Oh!
-Did you allow yourself a little? Yes, Madame Barbosa?
-It’s still a holiday, and then buckwheat, radishes...
-It depends on what you want in life. Do you have the motivation to live differently?
-Yes, yes. -Now. Sorry.
"I WANT TO SEE IT. WHEN?"
-I have motivation. -And so do I, Madame Barbosa.
very strong motivation. I don't know what to tell you.
-Me too. -Then eat whatever you want.
This is my gift to you. All. Come on, willpower!
-Is it true? -Yes.
-Thank you. -Please.
-Hyacinth, bring it to me, please, some bread.
TV: "If I don't listen, what will you do?" - “I don’t care.
Well, don't listen. Just think! "
-Don't eat like a parrot. Crumbs all over the carpet.
-You're right. Give me bread without crusts. They make your teeth hurt.
Hey!
And sorbitol, please.
Hyacinth, what is this? -Vacuum cleaner.
-I see that. But will you let me watch the series?
-I won't give it. -Oh yes!
TURNED OFF THE VACUUM CLEANER
-Grandfather. -Hello.
-Margarita, go do your homework. -Give the poor thing five minutes of rest.
- True, I’m stressed. - Stress, stupid.
-So what? -You will not become stronger by humiliating the weak.
-Are these the words of Victor Hugo? -No, mine.
-Cool. Repeat the story with me. You remember the war of 1914.
-Do you think I'm so old? -Well, not really.
-Children, have lunch. -What's for afternoon tea?
-Rice biscuits. -Poor children.
Let's go to your home to do our homework. -It’s good that mom won’t see
that I eat this. -What, can she hit her butt with a belt?
-Move your finger and the cursor will move. Take your time.
-Yes. -Now click here and there will be Internet.
-Here? Come on. -I saw what a waste!
- It's a waste! I thought I wouldn't get it and then again...
-Check out what a thrill it is.
Do you want to play a game? -Yes?
-Yes. -How do you pay?
-Promise you won't tell anyone. -I should fail in this place.
-I'm stealing money from my dad. -Uh!
-Sometimes for 20 euros. -Well, if it’s 20 euros.
-Turn around, I’ll enter the PIN code of his card.
All. Now we will show them.
-Hyacinth, have you seen my keys? -He will drive me into a coffin.
-I'll talk to him. -When? He won't let you remove his
room. There's a pigsty there. -You are very elegant.
-Thank you. Haven't you seen my keys? -They are on the table in the hallway.
-Are you leaving? -Baby, I won’t be back too late.
-Mom has a congress. -Congress of Dietitians. This is very
important. -Goodbye.
-Don't be sad, dear. Mom will be back soon. I'll tell you a story.
Is it coming? -Look what dad bought you
with grandfather. -Will we have a feast?
-Does Madame Sylvie know? -Yes, yes.
-Actually, Sylvie strictly forbade me.
-Madam won't be here today. And you too. Because it's time for you to go home.
-You have too many changes, Guillaume, that's too much.
-Hyacinth!
-So!
-I haven’t eaten meat for a very, very long time. -And what?
-It's bad, I understand, but... -Delicious, right?
-What's the matter? Is something wrong? -No no. I've been staring at you
and I almost forgot to tell you, how beautiful you are.
-Don't exaggerate. -No, no, believe me. Rarely seen
a woman like you. Imagine to meet you I would have to
get fat and then eat tons of silage.
And yet the winner in this competition is me.
-Not yet.
It's time for me to go home.
-How can you exchange photographs? -Like this.
- It's a waste.
-Hyacinth, boil beans with ice fish for them.
-And Victor? -What about Victor? Does he have a special menu?
-He asks for potato casserole with meat. I'll go crazy.
-Hyacinth, let him eat the same as everyone else. And let the children go to bed
without me. My patient is difficult. -Yes.
-This will take a long time. -Yes.
-Goodbye, Hyacinth. -I...
HOTEL WESTMINSTER
-I’ll go in first, and you’ll come in 5 minutes. It makes you feel better. The number is in my name.
I went.
- Hello, monsieur.
-We also have a suite. And not so expensive.
-Hello. -Hello. Your room number is,
Monsieur Courcelles. As usual. -As usual. Thank you.
-Look.
-Sylvie! -Mother!
-What destinies? -And you?
-I looked at the hotel. It's nice here, isn't it? Imagine, I saw Monsieur Courcelles.
And you? -I have a meeting with a patient
from America. These Americans are getting so fat on their hamburgers.
I'm visiting Monsieur Forest. Please check if he is in the room.
-Forest, you say? -Yes, yes, Forest.
-Forest.
There is no such thing in the hotel. -Didn't come. I knew it.
This isn't the first time he's let me down. Remember two months ago?
-No. -It already happened.
- Just think, I didn’t come. Not scary. Let's go to the night shopping center.
There's such underwear! You will help me choose. I've been wanting something for a long time
brand new.
-Where does he wear it?
MESSAGE
"Kidnapped by her own mother. Sorry." What kind of joke is this?
- Amazing. Our circulation is 15% higher, than competitors. Which one is next?
topic? -There are holidays in February, and I’m planning
theme: "Victor on vacation." -And what?
-It will be his birthday. -And what?
-That's not bad. -Wonderful. Wonderful. Well, how's the lady?
-Okay, okay. -Does it give in?
-Yes, yes. -Have you already fallen in love?
-Don't be stupid, Jeff. -Fell in love. Already in love.
-Well, let's go? -Sorry, no. I'm afraid.
I'm afraid that they will recognize me. And it bothers me.
-Nothing, nothing. There's no hurry. I rented a luxury suite, but nothing.
-Sorry.
THE DOOR OPENED
-Go to mom.
-Mother! -Daughter. It's so late. Why are you still
are you awake? -We played poker.
-In seven families. Finding a foster family is not easy for some.
-Now go to sleep. - It's time. Felix too.
Did someone smoke?
Is this hemp? -We didn't smoke.
-Daughter. -Why are you here?
-I wanted to see my grandchildren. We had a great evening.
-Let's go put the kids to bed. -Children, let's go.
-Are you okay? -Yes. Tired.
-It's noticeable. Cute blouse. Only you fastened it crookedly.
Okay, I'll go.
-This is my pasta. Give it back.
-Give your sister the pasta. You have your own.
-Where?
-What kind of bottle? -Here she is. Don't be capricious, Felix.
And brush your teeth properly.
-Guillaume! Victor!
-Yes?
-Go away.
-What is this? What is it?
How did you get me!
-Are you angry? -Tired.
-You weren't at home. Victor suggested playing cards. Mother-in-law and children were
delighted. -Victor! Victor! Victor again.
I don't want anyone smoking in this house. Clear? Especially weed.
-This is your mother. -Doesn't matter.
-We won't do it again. I swear.
You know, I invited Victor to come with us to Saint-André on vacation.
SMS: “My wife will be leaving for the holidays. The night will be ours."
-Do you mind? -No, not at all. Good idea.
Take Victor. But I have a lot of work. It's unlikely that I'll go with you.
Won't you be offended? -No. Of course not.
-I was always afraid to fly by plane. Thank you, mademoiselle.
-It's difficult for you to walk along these corridors. -Yes, but tire this sweet girl
not a big deal either. -No, I'm happy to help. And I'm reading
"Global". I'm your fan. -You are a fan, and I am a fan of yours
fanaticism. I can't stand this word. Like this. I don't have a mobile
phone, but here's my email. What if you want to take me for a ride again?
-Fine. -And you are no mistake for us.
-Five years ago I wouldn’t have missed it.
-Love you! Continue! Continue!
-Have a nice trip.
-Baby, did you fly well? -Yes.
-Give me the suitcase.
You sit forward, and I'll sit back.
-And your old man is not so simple. -First of all, it's not mine.
And his name is Victor. -I'm not sure that's his name.
To keep track of the account, he gave me his insurance number. He added to himself
ten years old, and his last name Chambrun, not Corbin.
-Who else knows? -I haven’t told Courcel yet.
- And don't. I'll figure it out.
-Ah, sunshine.
Listen, cover your cleavage area. This is the first thing that ages in women.
Then no surgeon can fix it.
-And now there.
-Here he is. Extremely young.
-Three, four, five.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
That's it, the pool needs to be built here. -Are you sure?
-I'm an expert.
-Chambrun. Sham-bren. -Yes, madam, there is no mistake.
-And one more question, since you have his dossier in front of you.
-Yes. -What year did his wife die?
-She's not dead and they're not divorced. -Sorry, goodbye.
Sorry. We need to talk. -Not now. Babette and I are going
there is spaghetti with sea urchins. Yes, Babette?
-I'm Juliette. -Juliette.
-I didn't eat them. -Yes? These are such delicious things.
They live in the depths of the sea.
-Will you come? -Where?
-To my photo exhibition. It's unofficial, but still.
-Great. -And invite Victor for advertising.
-Don't tell me about him. He lied all the time. -About what?
-Hidden his name and age. -Age okay, but name?
-Yes. There's something fishy here.
"STOCK RATE DYNAMICS
-I'm serving. -Here, hold the ball.
-Move away. You're disturbing me.
-Don't you want to go to the sun? -I want to, but I have to work.
-Work?
-In this biotechnology company, my friend is creating a new vaccine.
-I didn’t know you were interested in this. -I'm not interested. I'm investing.
Look, the stock price is 40. -Yes.
-A week ago I bought 15. And it will be even higher.
-It's a profitable business. -Yes. And you can invest money
received from Global magazine. -No, it's not mine. I have loans.
We have to pay. And I can barely cope.
-There is no risk, he is my friend. But whatever you want.
But I had to tell you about this, because you are my family.
-I'm glad to hear that. -And I think that Sylvie -
high-flying lady. I want to pamper her.
To give what he could not give to his daughter. -Don't throw money away.
Only I should pamper my wife.
But...
Are you sure your business is not risky?
HUMMS
"INTERNET FOR DUMMIES"
CHECK FOR 10 THOUSAND EUROS
-You don't have to rush. Take whatever you want, even the bed.
Let him sleep anywhere.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
-Look!
Our affairs. Strange.
"I'm glad to resume our business after a short stay at the resort.
Claude Berger." -A friend writes to him after prison.
-He was sitting? -Yes.
Why are we whispering?
-You don't think this is too much?
He doesn’t do anything, doesn’t help with anything, gets into everything:
pool, interior... Soon it will dictate what I wear.
It would be better if I dictated to you. -And what?
-Hello. Don't hang up.
This is my fat boy. - Drive him away, you're on vacation.
-Yes, I agree with your husband on this. By the way, Victor thinks...
-Victor, Victor, Victor! Hello, yes.
-Did you call me?
-I miss you so much, I’ll go crazy! -Me too.
-Tell me you love me. -Oh damn!
-What's happened? -Nothing, I’m starting to get sick.
I'll call you back, Sylvie. Bye. -I love, love, love!
Well, let's go pony riding!
-Sylvie? That lady? Check it out, there will be more topics there.
Let's make money!
Alice? Alice! And we're talking about Victor's birthday.
-Everything needs to be stopped.
Victor lied to us about his name and age.
-Is that so? -He is not 85, but 75.
-It's not scary. -But his wife didn’t die!
-And what? So much the better. -No, not better. Everything is bad!
-It's OK. -What if he's crazy?
We must inform the Sayyars. What if he harms them?
-Don't worry, he's a weirdo but not crazy.
-Alice, even if he harms this family (which is not a fact), we bring
the benefit of France is the main thing. The old man is not dangerous to anyone.
Yes, he added 10 years to himself, to pity us. So what?
Let's talk about his birthday. -By the way, buy strawberry cake
at Le Notre's. And don't forget the receipt.
-Devil knows what!
-I'm tired of this girl. Will her practice end soon?
-Hello!
-Victor, how are you?
-Why are you frowning? -We need to talk.
-What kind of reception? -I found your wife.
-My wife? -She found out where you were only from our
magazine. And she doesn't miss you.
-Victor, will you bet? -I'll put it in.
-In the fifth race, how am I? -No, I'm on this one. Thank you, Mumo.
-My pleasure.
-And you are a good journalist. Bravo! -Don't suck up, with me
it won't work! -What does this change, Alice? For me
wife died. I'm not a widower. So what? It's all an old man's petty lies,
who is afraid to live, because death is near.
So I fight as best I can.
-But you lied to me! -Everyone lies, Alice! Everything is just
and they do that they lie. And you stop believing everything they tell you.
Don't trust!
-What, even to you? -Yes, me too. Even your photographer.
-No, he is not my photographer. -For the time being.
-Victor, I ask you one thing - tell the new family please!
Tell me how old you are.
-Didn’t notice anything?
-Have you changed your perfume?
Hair... You dyed your strands.
It seems to me Sylvie is kind of weird.
I don't understand her.
-Every woman loves to feel like the only one
and see admiration in your eyes. I told them: “I love you forever!”
Until the morning. -I always loved her, I was always faithful.
- That's right - she's confident in you. Try to make her jealous.
A little.
-Finally I see your adopted son.
Yes, not a baby.
CHEERS OF ADVENTURE
-Victor, it’s now or never. Be brave! You promised.
-Before I blow out the candles, I want to confess to you, as I promised dear
Alice. What does age mean? This is a relative thing.
There are 86 candles, but in fact...
I'm ten years younger.
Thanks to you, I look ten years younger. Figuratively, of course.
-Now blow it out!
-Are you feeling bad, Victor? -Victor! Victor, what's wrong with you?
-Victor! -Are you feeling unwell?
-God!
-His medicine, quickly!
-Are you feeling better now?
Let's give a gift. Present. -Here, open it.
-Wonderful gift! -Do you like it, grandpa?
-Look.
Camcorder. Click here. -Yes.
Attention!
-Dear Victor, on behalf of our magazine, please accept congratulations. Here.
-This is a night in the palace for two.
-I’m young at heart, honey, but the body, alas, is a wreck.
Don't have any illusions. -I didn't mean myself.
No, not necessarily.
Let's go, kids. -No!
-Sleep, sleep, sleep! -Go.
-Went! -Listen.
Still no news from Pierre?
-No. I've almost come to terms with it. -Fine. It will be better this way.
But I'm always there. -Yes, dear Guillaume, I know.
-You can count on me. -I know, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
-I'll go get some more champagne. -I'll help you.
-No, how are you behaving? Are you crazy?
-Yes. -Are you crazy?!
And your husband is hot! So it came!
What's wrong with you? Are you crazy too? -Champagne.
-Yes.
I'll go.
-Well, it’s hot here.
SNORING
STANDINGS
-Tell me that you are my whore. Tell!
-I'm your whore. -Louder!
-I'm your whore! -Yes.
-Stop! There's someone there.
-No, everyone is sleeping. How you excite me.
SEARCH: "CLAUDE BERGER"
"CLAUDE BERGER IS RELEASED"
"WELCOME, MONSIER COURCELLES. HOTEL ADMINISTRATION"
MESSAGE SIGNAL
- “I can’t come now. Sorry.”
Madame Barbosa, how do you like the buckwheat-radish diet?
-It doesn't work. -Then we will cancel buckwheat.
-No! -Yes!
Why doesn't he call? -What?
-We will cancel the radishes, but let's replace it with black radish.
- Just not black! -Black is healthier.
-Doctor, I don't love her. -Wash it down with water. Believe me, water
your savior, Madame Barbosa. 6 liters per day.
-At one time? -No, in three.
Two liters in the morning two in the afternoon and two in the evening.
-I have motivation. Eat!
-Okay, yours is 80 euros.
-Victor! -Hello.
- Please, please come here. Just a second. My boy, can I see you?
This is the author of these wonderful photographs.
-What a beauty! What is this? - Just a minute.
-Looks like camouflage. It will look interesting on the cover.
-No. -Yes. And we are also looking for a correspondent
in the Czech Republic. Do you want it? -I really want to.
-Yes? -Sorry.
- I'm here now. -Why didn’t you answer text messages?
-Listen, come on later. -When is this?
-I don't know. -Sorry. Two words to my wife.
The photographer wants to take a picture of Victor and me. Sorry.
-Yes.
-Sorry. This is very important and urgent.
Do you know what I discovered? -Wait.
Alice, meet me, this is Chloe - my friend.
-Finally! Paco talked a lot about you!
-Told me too... a lot about you.
-I adore Victor Hugo.
I'm writing a dissertation about him.
-I can help you with this, honey. -Is it true?
Will you help me?
- That's it, let's leave. -So early?
-We have to go. Hyacinth will only be with the children until they are ten.
-What about Victor? -Don't worry, I'll come by taxi.
-Do you have money? -I'll get out.
I told you, be decisive. Paco, Paco!
So... -Thank you, everything is very nice.
-Let's continue the conversation. -I'll be glad.
-Baby, what are you doing?
Are you feeling bad?
-No.
-Victor did not return. -Where will he go?
Unfortunately.
-You don't like him.
-Not really. It just seems to me that he is your father. You all the time
in anxiety, and it’s like I’m not even in the world.
-Victor Korben, old man, he lives with us. Didn't return home. Yes.
Were there any accidents?
That's it, he's here, found. Thank you, monsieur.
Where have you gone? I was so worried!
Creepy! -I spent the night in a charming
company at the Westminster Hotel. This is a gift from your mother-in-law.
I must say thank you to her and to who invented Viagra.
Poor Hugo - he didn't know what happens viagra!
Today's girls are so good! Breasts are like apples, and butts!..
-You could have warned me!
-For what? -We live together. There are rules.
I waited anxiously all night. And in general in such cases it is accepted
warn! -I'm old, friend.
And you better not follow me, and for your wife.
-Hello!
Are you angry?
I see you're angry. -I'm not angry.
Understood? -You're talking about Chloe, right?
-No, because of you.
-Has it ever happened to you, when you are in a relationship, to get carried away by someone else?
It happens. Not everything in life goes according to your plan.
-Leave it!
-Wait!
-What are you doing? -I love you, Alice.
-Your stupid fairy tales are not for me. They amuse some people, but not me!
Understood?!
STOCK RATE
-Won't it be higher? - Alas, no. You're burned out.
-Catastrophe! -I also invested all my money here.
I'm really sorry. -How will I tell Sylvie?
-The money for food has disappeared. I'm sure it's him!
-Are you crazy? It would be better to sweep cleaner. -Who? I? I sweep clean!
-The thief's hat is on fire! No, I'm not talking about myself, I'm talking about someone else.
-Lead on me? -To whom? Only you are here
foreigner. -Racist!
-No, you are a stranger in the house, in the family. -Stop swearing.
There are more important things in life. -It’s either him or me here.
-Hyacinth, don’t go. -I'll leave!
-Come on, get out! Sweep!
ABOUT MYSELF: “I had a baby. 3.5 kg. Mother and child are healthy.
Does he have a son? -Bad news?
-Hyacinth will return, and you will leave! You'll see!
-Will Guillaume agree? Your husband.
-Let's see! -What about your Courcelles? Will you also agree?
-I want Victor to leave. We'll come to an agreement with the editors.
He will be settled not far from us, we will feed him,
he will visit us, but let him not live with us.
-That's why you're silent you walk around with a pouty look.
-Yes, yes. -I thought you wanted to leave me.
- Quit? -You've been distant lately.
-And Victor has become closer to you. I want to be the mistress of my own home.
And for this you need one thing... -The magazine will not agree.
-I don’t care about this magazine and its Courcelles!
-Calm down, baby. -Think for now. And I'm going to the toilet.
-Sorry.
PHONE SIGNAL
Thank you, monsieur.
"DEAR, I WANT YOU CRAZY. COURCEL"
-Well? Do you want to tell me something?
-Nothing serious.
-OK. What about Victor? -Okay, okay.
- I took mine. You will leave.
-You can do a lot of interesting things with this technique.
I pressed bluetooth and voila... -Have you heard? You will leave us!
-And the sound! And the quality!
NOTE: "Say you're my whore!" - "I'm your whore." - "Louder!"
-Here, listen.
MOANS
Sorry, not like that... Here, I pressed replay. Do you see?
-And... what do you want? -All.
-What - that's it? You took my husband, children, home from me.
-Do you want to say everything you abandoned?
I want to stay, get my share of the prize and not eat biofood anymore.
-Why are you doing this to us? -If I'm old, then I have to
be content with little?
Your husband makes money from me. And the magazine makes money from me.
And I don't want to be treated like a sucker
whose appearance makes people cry. -Guillaume did not do this for the money.
-Really. He does this for your sake, so that you can rinse your
sneaky ass in the pool! Did you know that he lent me 10,000 euros,
and I lost them on the stock exchange?
-Do you know why I hate you? -For Hyacinth?
-You will hurt the kindest person in the world.
-Not me, but you and me. -You don’t have to blame me!
You have won. I'll leave!
-What will happen in the new episode about the old man? -You know, Jeff...
I don't think now is the time. -Isn’t it time?
After all, you defended this idea. Let's continue!
-No. -How - no?
-I found out that Victor lost Guillaume’s money and destroyed their family.
Maybe stop bringing evil? -Baby is right.
The old man turned out to be a scoundrel. Let's take no more risks.
-What about the material? I need a continuation about Victor!
600,000 readers want to know the sequel! Come up with something!
-This is without me! -We can do without you, baby!
-I'm not your baby, you idiot!
-What are you doing, Alice? -I'm leaving.
-Are you leaving?!
Quite, or what?
-You're early today! -Yes... I left the magazine.
There are such brutes there!
Pretty! - They're waiting for you there.
-I know you threw the magazine.
And I left my girlfriend.
-Dad, what's wrong with you?
I went to see my mother, she is with Lydia.
-Felix, can you help me? -Yes.
-I want to send SMS, but I don’t know how - there was no need.
-Now? -Yes.
-Mom? -Yes.
-Well, dial it. -Thank you.
- Her husband left her for a girl twenty years younger than her.
She found herself a boyfriend and he preferred her friend.
In the next episode she will shoot herself, I have a feeling.
-You see... It can be worse than ours.
SMS
I will neither watch nor answer. -I'll take a look. Now.
What? "Baby"?!
"BABY!"
-I'm scared. -What are you afraid of? You didn't kill anyone.
When I slept with scumbags grandma always said:
“It’s okay, you’ll wash yourself off. You'll be as good as new."
SMS
-Read it, I'm afraid. -What if there is intimacy there?
-Yes.
"BUNNY!"
I'm burning with desire. If there were four women on earth for one man,
even four billion women, I would love only you, baby.
No, not a baby, but... my beloved. Darling! Darling! Darling!
Where is she?
-Do you forgive me? -Yes. I forgave and forgot.
I have to confess to you. -What?
-I lost money. But... -Shh...
-Let's go for a walk, shall we?
-Are you leaving? -It's better to leave
rather than wait until they kick you out.
-Where will you go? -A rich man's
there will always be friends.
-Are you feeling bad, monsieur? Monsieur! -What's wrong with him?
-Some kind of attack. Check maybe he has medicine in his pocket.
-Here? Is this what? -Maybe. Give it to him.
-Is this from the heart? -Are you feeling better, monsieur? I'll call an ambulance.
Hello! Come! I'll stay with him.
- Hello, Monsieur Saillard. -Hello.
-I'm glad. You are very lucky - space has become available,
and I called you. It's not every day that we get a celebrity like this.
How are you, Madame Minard? -Fine.
-Drink more water. We do what we can.
But he is very lethargic - he doesn’t want to talk. Nothing interests him.
-He changed after the vascular crisis. He used to be very alive
even too much. -That's his room.
I'll leave you. -Thank you.
I hope you have a good time here.
This is the best boarding school I have found.
How are you cared for?
Sylvie and the children won't come. Do you understand?
You know, you opened my eyes to many things.
Me and Sylvie - we started living again.
I am with her more often.
We go somewhere, make plans...
The children are doing well.
But they miss you.
Well, shall I go? I'll come again.
I'll leave you the chocolate.
All.
I wanted to say thank you.
Thank you. -My pleasure.
Me too. -What?
-I'll leave too. -Went.
Thank you.
-Well done. People need to be helped.
I'll call. Bye.
-Sorry. May I use your phone?
Thank you.
Hello, Alice. This is Victor. We need to meet.
Well, how? Do I look like a poor man? -Pocket! Tear it off.
- How much do you say?
will "Pari Match" pay? -50,000. -And “Vzglyad” offers 70.
Okay. I'll give it for 70.
Great!
- "Victor, thrown by a magazine "Global", in poverty.
The Christmas dream has become a nightmare. By Alice Derigat." Bitch!
-The intern wiped your nose. -So what? Sold to competitors.
We couldn't outbid her.
I have an idea. What do you think about cosmetic surgery?
She makes stars. Photos before and after.
And then a competition in which you can win plastic surgery...
Jeff? Jeff! Jeff!
-What is this?
Letter from Victor!
-Show me!
- "No offense, children." And a quote from Victor Hugo.
"Where is the memory, there is remorse there."
"RECEIVE WITH LOVE. VICTOR"
25,000 euros!
-Tell me, Victor... Shall we go to the bridge?
Tell me, Victor, have you been to Alexandria?
-In those times when Egypt was ancient, eastern, western
and modern. - Amazing!
-Teach me to dance tango? -Tango! Tango, like love, is eternal.
-Heartbreaker!
ARGENTINE TANGO
SUBTITLES: K.FREGER, I.KIRIC, E. MASLENNIKOVA, Y. KARAVAN,