1 00:01:38,718 --> 00:01:42,718 GRADE 3 2 00:01:44,119 --> 00:01:46,684 THE FRIENDS 3 00:01:46,719 --> 00:01:47,845 Why don't we kiss? 4 00:01:50,857 --> 00:01:52,620 What for? 5 00:01:52,758 --> 00:01:55,852 What do you mean, what for? Because it's nice, idiot 6 00:01:55,895 --> 00:01:56,862 Are you kidding me? 7 00:01:57,630 --> 00:01:58,790 - No - No, no, no 8 00:01:58,865 --> 00:02:00,765 Come on, it's nice 9 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:01,767 No, leave me alone 10 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:02,858 Come on, I don't bite 11 00:02:02,902 --> 00:02:05,769 What's wrong with you?! Leave me alone 12 00:02:05,872 --> 00:02:07,806 What a coward, you're so boring 13 00:02:07,874 --> 00:02:09,603 Hey, I just can't be bothered. 14 00:02:09,675 --> 00:02:14,635 Oh, the poor little fag can't be bothered Come on, man 15 00:02:14,714 --> 00:02:16,614 - Are you being serious? - Of course 16 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:18,874 Okay. 17 00:02:20,686 --> 00:02:21,618 Yes 18 00:02:22,622 --> 00:02:24,681 - Okay? - Okay, okay, okay 19 00:02:30,663 --> 00:02:32,654 Come on, you're not doing anything 20 00:02:32,899 --> 00:02:34,628 Neither are you 21 00:02:43,643 --> 00:02:44,735 Come on, close your eyes, like this 22 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:46,710 No, I like it with my eyes open 23 00:02:46,913 --> 00:02:48,881 Alright, relax, like this 24 00:02:57,690 --> 00:03:00,853 Come on, Matias, act like a man, will you? 25 00:03:00,893 --> 00:03:02,793 Hey, it's not that easy! 26 00:03:02,828 --> 00:03:05,729 But relax, don't stress so much 27 00:03:05,798 --> 00:03:09,666 Okay, I'm trying to do something, okay? You're not doing much either 28 00:03:09,735 --> 00:03:11,760 Hey, that's fresh, I proposed this 29 00:03:12,705 --> 00:03:13,729 - Hey! - Okay... 30 00:03:13,873 --> 00:03:16,671 You can't be such a coward, man Come on, 31 00:03:19,879 --> 00:03:25,784 still want to, don't pretend you don't Hey, come on, you still want to anyway 32 00:03:25,851 --> 00:03:26,749 Okay... 33 00:03:27,687 --> 00:03:31,748 You want this, come here Look, put your hand here, 34 00:03:32,858 --> 00:03:34,792 okay Put this one here... 35 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:38,796 But relax, relax 36 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:43,631 There, okay, go 37 00:04:00,853 --> 00:04:05,688 And, was it good? Was it bad? 38 00:04:06,692 --> 00:04:07,750 - Good - Did you like it? 39 00:04:08,861 --> 00:04:10,658 Yeah, really good 40 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:11,697 Why are you looking at me with that face? 41 00:04:11,731 --> 00:04:13,824 Tell me, was it nice, was it good, was it bad? 42 00:04:13,899 --> 00:04:15,867 - So-so - Okay... 43 00:04:16,636 --> 00:04:18,797 No! Man, no, it was really good... really good 44 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:23,809 No, man, it was disgusting, awful, no, no I didn't like it at all 45 00:04:23,876 --> 00:04:25,639 How could you kiss me that roughly? 46 00:04:25,645 --> 00:04:27,670 So slobbery, you even put your tongue up my nose 47 00:04:27,713 --> 00:04:28,771 Disgusting 48 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,610 THE WEDLOCK 49 00:04:58,811 --> 00:04:59,869 Good night. 50 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,685 - Gabriela - Mmm? 51 00:05:11,891 --> 00:05:13,886 - Gabita - I love you 52 00:05:14,927 --> 00:05:18,658 I, I, I think I'm not up for it tonight 53 00:05:18,731 --> 00:05:20,858 - Are you asking me? - No, I'm telling you, honey 54 00:05:25,638 --> 00:05:26,696 I'm fine here, thanks 55 00:05:26,772 --> 00:05:27,779 THE EX Didn't I tell you that I bring you 56 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:28,787 THE EX to the door of your house? 57 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:30,130 THE EX I'm a gentleman 58 00:05:31,744 --> 00:05:32,870 Yes, thank you very much 59 00:05:33,646 --> 00:05:35,876 Well, it was nice seeing you 60 00:05:36,682 --> 00:05:37,649 Yes, wasn't it? 61 00:05:37,683 --> 00:05:40,811 Yes, I liked the idea of being able to get together, eat, 62 00:05:40,853 --> 00:05:41,842 have a drink, and for it to be... 63 00:05:42,688 --> 00:05:43,780 For it to be what? 64 00:05:43,823 --> 00:05:45,757 Civilized 65 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:49,660 Do you know who's been missing you a lot lately? 66 00:05:51,664 --> 00:05:52,790 The dog... 67 00:05:52,798 --> 00:05:53,628 No... 68 00:05:53,666 --> 00:05:54,655 You're lovely mother 69 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,214 No, not my mother either, no, no... 70 00:05:56,215 --> 00:05:59,728 My family never wants to see you again, eh? 71 00:05:59,772 --> 00:06:02,798 To my family, you're the bad guy 72 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:05,675 And to my mother, you're the slut 73 00:06:05,678 --> 00:06:06,702 Oh 74 00:06:07,847 --> 00:06:09,644 Who then? 75 00:06:10,816 --> 00:06:12,613 Guess 76 00:06:14,754 --> 00:06:15,778 You 77 00:06:16,822 --> 00:06:18,790 A part of me 78 00:06:24,663 --> 00:06:26,790 Your little forest 79 00:06:29,702 --> 00:06:31,670 It was really nice 80 00:06:32,772 --> 00:06:34,740 - Good night - Good night 81 00:06:41,847 --> 00:06:45,783 - Well, thank you for everything - No, thank you. Bye 82 00:06:47,853 --> 00:06:49,718 Bye 83 00:06:55,761 --> 00:06:58,212 I didn't eat her, I didn't eat her, man... 84 00:06:58,213 --> 00:07:00,664 Sorry buddy, forgive me 85 00:07:06,672 --> 00:07:08,663 What are you doing?! 86 00:07:08,774 --> 00:07:11,709 I'm like a turkey, sorry, it's that I have a small bladder, 87 00:07:11,744 --> 00:07:13,678 you know me, besides, 88 00:07:13,679 --> 00:07:14,771 I'm marking my territory 89 00:07:14,814 --> 00:07:16,611 Do you want to come in? 90 00:07:16,649 --> 00:07:18,742 No, I already peed it all, no need to come in 91 00:07:18,784 --> 00:07:22,743 Do you want to come in and have a drink? 92 00:07:22,788 --> 00:07:24,653 Really? 93 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,800 THE BIRTHDAY 94 00:07:35,901 --> 00:07:40,764 I'm sorry, grandpa, excuse me. I think I have the wrong house 95 00:07:40,773 --> 00:07:43,765 No, I don't think so 96 00:07:43,809 --> 00:07:47,210 Oh, um, I'm Teresa 97 00:07:47,511 --> 00:07:50,612 I'm looking for Armando 98 00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:53,675 I am Armando 99 00:07:54,753 --> 00:07:58,689 I'm serious. Does Armando live here? 100 00:07:58,691 --> 00:08:04,630 You must be the lady I requested from Mrs. Telvina 101 00:08:04,663 --> 00:08:09,691 Yes, I am. Oh, but grandpa, this is all bad 102 00:08:09,702 --> 00:08:10,828 Why? 103 00:08:10,836 --> 00:08:14,237 What you need is a nurse, or a priest, 104 00:08:14,238 --> 00:08:17,639 or anything except me, I'm sorry 105 00:08:17,676 --> 00:08:21,806 No, no, no. I have the money 106 00:08:21,847 --> 00:08:24,680 Oh grandpa, with all due respect... 107 00:08:24,683 --> 00:08:25,707 What is it? 108 00:08:25,751 --> 00:08:28,686 It's just that I can't incriminate myself with you Understand? 109 00:08:28,721 --> 00:08:30,780 One little wiggle and I'll kill you 110 00:08:30,789 --> 00:08:33,758 Let's leave it for your next reincarnation, okay? 111 00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:35,851 Reincarnation 112 00:08:35,895 --> 00:08:39,729 I'll show you how I reincarnate it 113 00:08:39,798 --> 00:08:42,767 - all into you, honey - Excuse me? 114 00:08:43,636 --> 00:08:46,901 I want to enjoy life, even if it's for the last time 115 00:08:47,773 --> 00:08:50,674 What a joy it is to see you 116 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:53,837 Why don't you come in? 117 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:57,838 Have the kindness. This way, come in 118 00:09:02,538 --> 00:09:05,412 SHARED APARTMENT 119 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:14,593 Shit! What the fuck? It's all dirty... 120 00:09:14,867 --> 00:09:17,631 Don't you like big dicks? 121 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:20,639 Give it all to me then It's going to hurt, eh? 122 00:09:20,673 --> 00:09:21,765 You don't deserve this, kitten 123 00:09:21,807 --> 00:09:23,672 No, it's okay... 124 00:09:23,676 --> 00:09:25,769 What a mess, I can't believe this guy 125 00:09:25,844 --> 00:09:27,869 Fuck me, Fuck me 126 00:09:29,715 --> 00:09:31,774 mmm... But look at that, honey... 127 00:09:31,817 --> 00:09:36,686 That garbage is out of line, for fuck's sake Come here, come 128 00:09:37,756 --> 00:09:40,850 Harder! Harder! More! 129 00:09:40,859 --> 00:09:44,659 Mmm, you're so hot. Hot 130 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,758 You're hot, honey 131 00:09:53,639 --> 00:09:54,799 Hey dog, what's up with the garbage? 132 00:09:54,807 --> 00:09:56,798 It's been there for four days, what's up? 133 00:09:56,842 --> 00:09:58,639 Can't you smell it rotting? 134 00:09:58,677 --> 00:10:01,737 If we're living together we have to share, man Huh? 135 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,840 Please, I asked you to do it, and no Over and over, 136 00:10:04,883 --> 00:10:07,909 I tell you and you don't do a thing And this, huh? What's this, dog? 137 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:11,680 Shit, I get it... You just want to pull up a chair, easy, 138 00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:13,749 and wait for the rats to multiply. So, you're an idiot. 139 00:10:13,826 --> 00:10:14,815 - Hey... - Hey, that's not true... 140 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:17,693 Four thousand times, how long is this going to last? 141 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:22,633 Four thousand times is too much... 142 00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:26,695 Mmm, too much, don't you think, honey? Cutie, hottie, mmm, you're the hottest 143 00:10:26,739 --> 00:10:27,797 No, you're hot 144 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,864 You're so hot 145 00:10:28,907 --> 00:10:30,636 No, you're hot 146 00:10:30,642 --> 00:10:31,631 Yummy, kitty 147 00:10:31,744 --> 00:10:33,803 Hey, what if we go to our room right now? 148 00:10:33,846 --> 00:10:35,780 I'm going to get the whipped cream 149 00:10:35,781 --> 00:10:39,842 Oh, what are we going to do, play with the cream? 150 00:10:39,885 --> 00:10:41,785 What are you going to do to me? 151 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:42,809 Papayas and cream 152 00:10:42,855 --> 00:10:46,655 Yum, hot. 153 00:10:49,695 --> 00:10:54,560 And you, what are you doing here in your room, all by yourself, huh? 154 00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:56,632 Nothing 155 00:10:56,668 --> 00:10:59,768 - Aren't you going out? - No? 156 00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:05,632 Oh, the froggy is laughing 157 00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:12,851 Yeah, what are you doing here? You don't have class tomorrow 158 00:11:12,885 --> 00:11:15,752 Go out man, go for a spin, a club, or anything 159 00:11:15,788 --> 00:11:17,619 What is your mission on earth, dog? 160 00:11:17,623 --> 00:11:18,635 Party! You're young, for fuck's sake 161 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,648 You know what I'm talking about, man 162 00:11:19,691 --> 00:11:21,682 What are we here for? Scoring, right dog? 163 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:23,627 Go out for a spin, get some babes, huh? 164 00:11:23,695 --> 00:11:25,663 Go get some pussy, a blowjob, 165 00:11:25,931 --> 00:11:30,698 some ass What's up dog? Yeah... 166 00:11:30,736 --> 00:11:35,764 Friday night, man Huh? Like me, man... 167 00:11:35,808 --> 00:11:37,901 I'm going to eat her up 168 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,672 It's Tuesday, man 169 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,573 GRADE 1 170 00:11:50,656 --> 00:11:54,854 Come on, cookie, don't get mad. Hey, hey 171 00:11:54,893 --> 00:11:55,757 Mmm? 172 00:11:56,662 --> 00:12:00,723 You're lasagna was amazing Is that your mother's recipe? 173 00:12:00,732 --> 00:12:01,790 It's the same one I always make 174 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:04,732 It was really good, but a bomb 175 00:12:05,804 --> 00:12:09,706 No, really cookie, I don't feel like it today 176 00:12:09,842 --> 00:12:11,742 Well, when are you going to feel like it? 177 00:12:12,845 --> 00:12:16,804 Well, I don't know. Do you want an exact date? 178 00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:19,784 October 19h, 2009? Is that good for you? 179 00:12:19,785 --> 00:12:21,844 Can't you wait for the weekend, honey? 180 00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:24,617 Cristian, we haven't made love for 3 weeks 181 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:25,748 Hey, it hasn't been 3 weeks 182 00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:28,749 No? And when was the last time? Cristian! 183 00:12:28,794 --> 00:12:29,818 Well, I don't know 184 00:12:29,895 --> 00:12:32,887 I don't keep a record of when we have sex, Cookie 185 00:12:33,866 --> 00:12:35,834 And the answer should always be "last night" 186 00:12:35,868 --> 00:12:38,735 Please, nobody does it every night 187 00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:41,672 Do you think that the underwear has to come down as soon as the sun sets 188 00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:43,732 and then we have to do the thing? Please... 189 00:12:43,775 --> 00:12:44,742 Cookie 190 00:12:45,844 --> 00:12:46,811 I know Gabriela, I know 191 00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:48,676 - I love you - Me too 192 00:12:48,714 --> 00:12:49,703 Give me a little kiss 193 00:12:50,816 --> 00:12:51,805 Okay, okay, okay 194 00:12:51,817 --> 00:12:54,809 Honey, I need orgasms Several orgasms 195 00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:58,890 Well, order them on the phone, huh? 196 00:12:58,891 --> 00:13:02,827 Ask for a special order of orgasms and if they're 197 00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:04,625 not here in three minutes, 198 00:13:04,897 --> 00:13:10,699 they're free Cookie... free 199 00:13:10,736 --> 00:13:11,760 Mmm 200 00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:22,671 Okay Chuni, let's do it 201 00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:23,872 Seriously? 202 00:13:23,882 --> 00:13:26,817 Let's to it. Let's do it. Cookie, I want to do it too, eh? Okay 203 00:13:26,852 --> 00:13:27,784 Okay 204 00:13:27,786 --> 00:13:31,437 I also feel like it, yes. Why would I lie if I also want to do it? 205 00:13:31,438 --> 00:13:32,655 Okay, okay 206 00:13:45,637 --> 00:13:46,661 What are you waiting for? 207 00:13:46,705 --> 00:13:48,764 Well, I thought that you were going to start 208 00:13:48,807 --> 00:13:50,832 Oh no, I always have to start, it's your turn 209 00:13:50,876 --> 00:13:52,639 You never take the initiative, 210 00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:54,737 you always lie back and wait for me to kiss your entire body 211 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:56,092 First of all, Gabriela, 212 00:13:56,093 --> 00:13:58,716 I thought that we were going to stop saying "you never", huh? 213 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,651 It's like I have to have a lawyer to sleep with you 214 00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:02,779 I'm going to have to call your brother Rafael 215 00:14:02,854 --> 00:14:04,811 - and ask for an appointment - You can't be this straight-faced, 216 00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:07,825 Cookie I swear, you always go and lie back 217 00:14:07,826 --> 00:14:09,839 I have to kiss your entire body and you go: 218 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,853 "Oh, Cookie, that's nice, do that, do that" 219 00:14:11,863 --> 00:14:12,795 And then you want to bone me right away 220 00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,731 - That is not true - Yes, it's true 221 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:16,724 That is not true, do not raise false testimony 222 00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:17,860 Cristian, it's true, it's true 223 00:14:17,869 --> 00:14:18,836 I wish it wasn't true! 224 00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:20,838 I wish we weren't talking about this whole thing 225 00:14:20,872 --> 00:14:22,669 Come on, honey No! I swear 226 00:14:22,874 --> 00:14:24,637 What's wrong with us? 227 00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:26,803 Nothing's wrong, honey, nothing's wrong, huh? 228 00:14:26,845 --> 00:14:28,710 You want to do it, 229 00:14:28,714 --> 00:14:30,841 I want to do it You want me to take the initiative, 230 00:14:30,882 --> 00:14:33,646 well... I'll take the initiative! Huh? 231 00:14:33,652 --> 00:14:34,676 Is that what you want? Huh? 232 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,284 Do you want me to do the bad monster? 233 00:14:36,285 --> 00:14:37,848 Do you want the monster? I'll do it, I'll do it 234 00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:41,723 Brrrr, the headless monster that you like 235 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,785 Mmm ugly, he's bad 236 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,854 The immortal 237 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,775 Umm... excuse me 238 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,743 What is it? 239 00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:01,872 Nothing, it's just a little dark down there 240 00:15:02,614 --> 00:15:05,111 I can't see well, honey, I want to be sure... 241 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,608 ...that I can get to business there, and, 242 00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,780 umm, and make you happy. Okay 243 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,654 Okay, okay. Scary monster 244 00:15:26,705 --> 00:15:28,696 What is it, man? 245 00:15:28,707 --> 00:15:30,675 Easy man, easy 246 00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:32,905 I came to ask you something 247 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,642 What is it? 248 00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:38,707 I thought... 249 00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:42,847 ...that we could do something hot Hot, something hot, really hot 250 00:15:43,922 --> 00:15:46,857 - What is it, man? - Did you see Inesita today? 251 00:15:47,893 --> 00:15:51,795 Hot, eh? Gorgeous, man, a true babe. 252 00:15:51,797 --> 00:15:53,856 A real one, man, 253 00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:57,894 from Santiago, private school, 254 00:15:58,637 --> 00:16:00,764 good shampoo, hot water, good language 255 00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:02,865 What did we come to Santiago for, man? 256 00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:06,742 From Arica, man, like brothers, together, huh? 257 00:16:06,745 --> 00:16:08,804 So papa eats prime, 258 00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:10,906 papa shares Santiago 259 00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:14,608 I want to give you a chance, mmm? 260 00:16:14,653 --> 00:16:16,780 Do you want to come into the bedroom with us? 261 00:16:19,691 --> 00:16:22,660 - All three of us? - All three 262 00:16:23,829 --> 00:16:25,797 Of course, man 263 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,799 Good, man, that's my dog 264 00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:43,604 Let's see, wait 265 00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:48,641 Okay, there, there 266 00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:50,681 Yes? 267 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,809 Yes. No, no look, look, hey. 268 00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:55,911 Cuec, cuec. 269 00:17:55,921 --> 00:18:01,791 Like that, shhh, look, there, mm? 270 00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:05,662 You can play here, look 271 00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,791 Pumping, pumping 272 00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:10,860 Here, like this 273 00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:12,665 Hey... 274 00:18:17,843 --> 00:18:19,811 Come, come 275 00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:24,877 You know, I think maybe 276 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:27,680 you're not the woman 277 00:18:27,686 --> 00:18:29,654 I think it could work, 278 00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:31,656 but with another woman 279 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:35,649 I know you too much, Cristina, and I feel like talking, 280 00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:37,821 - like watching TV with you - I'm the only one! 281 00:18:37,829 --> 00:18:39,797 Do you think another girl 282 00:18:39,798 --> 00:18:42,631 is going to want to go to bed with you knowing that you're a pansy? 283 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,827 No, man! 284 00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:46,702 There are plenty of women who would like to be with a gay man, 285 00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:48,898 and everyone knows that You know it 286 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:50,875 Well... 287 00:18:54,813 --> 00:18:56,781 ...you're standing in front of one 288 00:18:59,784 --> 00:19:01,684 Are you into gay guys? 289 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,620 Cristina, you're into gays 290 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,714 You've never told me, you're into gays! 291 00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:07,749 If you're into gays, you are gay, girl 292 00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,783 No, man, no, I'm not into gays, I'm not 293 00:19:09,828 --> 00:19:10,817 Too gay, too gay 294 00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:11,851 No, listen to me 295 00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:13,626 Now I understand everything 296 00:19:13,665 --> 00:19:14,893 No... They give me a special morbid fascination 297 00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:16,862 I think that, mmm, it could be nice. Couldn't it? 298 00:19:16,935 --> 00:19:18,903 - You're gay, girl - No, man, I'm not gay, 299 00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:20,764 I'm not interested in having anything else with you, 300 00:19:20,805 --> 00:19:21,772 don't freak out 301 00:19:22,841 --> 00:19:23,773 You're gay then 302 00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,799 Look, the only thing I'm interested 303 00:19:25,844 --> 00:19:29,712 in is watching you turn into a man that loves tits, 304 00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:30,737 I don't know... 305 00:19:30,782 --> 00:19:35,879 That loves pussy, clitoris, periods, chicks! Mmm? 306 00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:38,822 Periods? 307 00:19:39,658 --> 00:19:41,751 Sounds really nice, Cristina, really 308 00:19:41,793 --> 00:19:43,624 Don't be gross 309 00:19:43,662 --> 00:19:46,597 Gross? 310 00:19:47,899 --> 00:19:51,352 Good, 311 00:19:51,353 --> 00:19:54,805 wonderful... 312 00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:58,640 It's as if the devil has taken hold of my body 313 00:19:58,677 --> 00:19:59,666 Do you understand? 314 00:19:59,711 --> 00:20:00,678 Yes 315 00:20:01,646 --> 00:20:04,843 I can feel fire coming out of my schlong! 316 00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:07,852 Schlong? 317 00:20:07,886 --> 00:20:11,686 Grandpa, let's set something straight first 318 00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:14,817 Don't ask me to do anything dirty, all right? 319 00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,628 I don't do degenerate things. Agreed? 320 00:20:17,662 --> 00:20:18,856 Agreed 321 00:20:18,897 --> 00:20:20,797 Fantastic. 322 00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:23,760 So, you told me it was your birthday 323 00:20:23,802 --> 00:20:25,667 Yes, my birthday 324 00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:27,672 And, how old are you now? 325 00:20:27,706 --> 00:20:30,834 Well... I'm turning seven thousand years old 326 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,811 But it feel's like I'm thirty! 327 00:20:34,813 --> 00:20:38,749 I feel like Johnny Weissmuller 328 00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:41,718 And who is Johnny Weissmuller? 329 00:20:41,753 --> 00:20:42,742 Who is Weissmuller? 330 00:20:42,787 --> 00:20:46,848 He was the best Tarzan in the history of film 331 00:20:46,925 --> 00:20:49,792 Ohh, Tarzan 332 00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:53,821 He could call the elephants with a single shout 333 00:20:53,865 --> 00:20:56,629 - Sure... - He'd go like this: 334 00:20:57,636 --> 00:21:01,766 AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa... 335 00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:04,709 Is something wrong, Mr. Armando? 336 00:21:04,843 --> 00:21:05,867 Umm, excuse me, Miss 337 00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:08,743 - Do you feel all right? - No, no, I'm fine 338 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,805 - Do you want me to help? - No, no, I'll be right back 339 00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:11,839 Aaaa... 340 00:21:33,738 --> 00:21:37,799 The blue pill, that's all... 341 00:21:53,725 --> 00:21:55,852 Look at yourself. 342 00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:58,761 Incredible, incredible 343 00:21:58,763 --> 00:22:01,630 This is incredible, look, 344 00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:03,691 This is deluxe wine 345 00:22:03,702 --> 00:22:05,761 Deluxe view, 346 00:22:05,804 --> 00:22:08,671 house, haircut... You've outdone yourself, 347 00:22:08,707 --> 00:22:09,674 so modern 348 00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:10,663 Yes? 349 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,809 Everything is so different. 350 00:22:12,844 --> 00:22:14,778 Since when do you drink wine? 351 00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:15,837 Huh? 352 00:22:15,847 --> 00:22:17,610 Didn't wine give you heartburn? 353 00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:19,844 Don't be silly, good wine never gives heartburn 354 00:22:19,884 --> 00:22:20,851 Okay 355 00:22:20,885 --> 00:22:21,852 Yes! 356 00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:24,746 Did you know that wine has made me travel a lot? 357 00:22:24,756 --> 00:22:26,621 - Get out... - No, really, 358 00:22:26,658 --> 00:22:29,752 I think that I've practically been around the world a couple of times 359 00:22:29,794 --> 00:22:30,783 More than the pope 360 00:22:30,829 --> 00:22:34,856 Besides, it makes me look good with company 361 00:22:36,735 --> 00:22:38,760 Come, come and try it, come 362 00:22:49,748 --> 00:22:52,808 Oh, guests 363 00:22:52,817 --> 00:22:57,720 Yes, I can't complain, I have a lot of company 364 00:22:57,756 --> 00:22:59,689 Lots of men, huh? 365 00:22:59,724 --> 00:23:02,659 Plenty of lovers too, huh? 366 00:23:02,694 --> 00:23:04,889 - Are you jealous? Jealous... 367 00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:06,688 For your information, 368 00:23:06,698 --> 00:23:08,791 both men and women come to this house. 369 00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:12,792 Luckily, the world didn't end after you, Gaston 370 00:23:12,837 --> 00:23:15,772 What are these things? 371 00:23:16,808 --> 00:23:18,605 No, they're berries 372 00:23:18,643 --> 00:23:20,838 Berries, what do you need berries for? 373 00:23:20,879 --> 00:23:21,846 For the champagne 374 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,873 Champagne... When have you ever drunk champagne? 375 00:23:28,753 --> 00:23:30,687 Mmm... excuse me. 376 00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:44,898 Look at this. Mmm, this is a table 377 00:23:44,903 --> 00:23:48,634 This one won't make it past ten years, no way 378 00:23:48,673 --> 00:23:50,834 If this table could talk.. 379 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,843 it even smells like man 380 00:23:52,911 --> 00:23:54,844 - Oh, yes? - Oh, no? 381 00:23:54,879 --> 00:23:57,814 Let's see, I don't know, help me check 382 00:23:57,849 --> 00:23:59,646 Come here, closer, 383 00:24:00,718 --> 00:24:01,742 lean over 384 00:24:01,753 --> 00:24:02,742 Hey 385 00:24:02,921 --> 00:24:04,854 Inhale, 386 00:24:04,889 --> 00:24:08,723 hold it, eh? Feel the aroma, air it 387 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,594 and tell me what it evokes to you 388 00:24:12,797 --> 00:24:15,732 It evokes ass to me 389 00:24:20,638 --> 00:24:23,766 - You like fucking around, huh? - What about you? 390 00:24:23,808 --> 00:24:26,777 - You're so - So what? 391 00:24:26,811 --> 00:24:29,780 So straight-faced. Cheers 392 00:24:29,814 --> 00:24:31,782 But no one 393 00:24:31,816 --> 00:24:33,875 does what you like 394 00:24:46,731 --> 00:24:48,631 So? 395 00:24:49,701 --> 00:24:52,693 Okay. David, my friend... 396 00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:54,762 I know I didn't go much into details in your room 397 00:24:54,772 --> 00:24:57,866 But I won't be in the mix itself, mmm? 398 00:24:57,909 --> 00:24:59,740 I'm not going to be in the action, where the fire burns, 399 00:24:59,777 --> 00:25:01,745 I'm going to be here, in my corner 400 00:25:01,779 --> 00:25:03,747 I'm going to be watching, mmm? 401 00:25:03,781 --> 00:25:05,749 I didn't tell you but the dice is thrown, man let's do this, 402 00:25:05,783 --> 00:25:06,750 let's do this until the end 403 00:25:06,818 --> 00:25:09,719 And David, I want you to know 404 00:25:09,754 --> 00:25:12,689 that I've always thought that you were really cute 405 00:25:12,724 --> 00:25:16,683 And I've noticed that in this last time we've been fighting a lot 406 00:25:16,694 --> 00:25:19,629 because you're a slob 407 00:25:19,664 --> 00:25:22,633 That bothers me but we're not going to go into discussions now because, 408 00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:25,636 we came here for something else, man, we came here to have fun, get it? 409 00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:27,865 And since I know that we haven't been getting along lately, 410 00:25:27,906 --> 00:25:30,739 I thought, what better than close the year with something big, mmm? 411 00:25:30,775 --> 00:25:31,742 With something important, 412 00:25:31,776 --> 00:25:34,745 something that's going to be in our memories for the rest of our lives. 413 00:25:34,812 --> 00:25:36,871 Huh? God willing, we're going to have our family, 414 00:25:36,915 --> 00:25:39,679 and we're not going to do what we always wanted to do 415 00:25:39,684 --> 00:25:41,743 And this is our chance, dog. 416 00:25:41,753 --> 00:25:44,620 Besides, we've known each other since we were kids, 417 00:25:44,689 --> 00:25:46,884 our first pubes, our first farts 418 00:25:46,891 --> 00:25:50,850 Who passed you the ball so you could make that goal in senior year? 419 00:25:50,895 --> 00:25:51,862 You did 420 00:25:53,698 --> 00:25:55,723 Who punched Big Willy? 421 00:25:55,733 --> 00:25:57,667 I did, man 422 00:25:57,702 --> 00:26:01,832 We were together, I was your brother 423 00:26:03,708 --> 00:26:06,734 It's your imposing rock, 424 00:26:06,778 --> 00:26:09,804 kissed by the sea, 425 00:26:09,814 --> 00:26:14,842 Symbol of glory, homeland and loyalty 426 00:26:14,886 --> 00:26:18,754 Arica, always Arica, 427 00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:21,850 Arica until death 428 00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:25,659 Watch out, cops! 429 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:27,821 Okay, are you done? 430 00:26:27,865 --> 00:26:30,766 I wanted to tell you something else, David 431 00:26:30,802 --> 00:26:33,703 I've always thought that you... always... 432 00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:34,729 Yes, cute, cute, 433 00:26:34,772 --> 00:26:35,864 she thinks you're cute 434 00:26:35,907 --> 00:26:39,604 We got it, but what we need is for you to bring out that animal inside of you 435 00:26:39,644 --> 00:26:41,737 Besides, she's so hot, 436 00:26:41,779 --> 00:26:43,872 so hot, look at her 437 00:26:43,915 --> 00:26:45,866 She's so cute, kitty, come here honey 438 00:26:45,901 --> 00:26:47,817 - No, you're hot - No, you, honey 439 00:26:47,852 --> 00:26:50,844 - No, you hot - Give me kisses, darling 440 00:26:50,888 --> 00:26:51,912 Okay, lots. 441 00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:54,690 - Like that? - Hot... 442 00:26:54,692 --> 00:26:55,852 - Or like that? - Mmm... 443 00:26:55,893 --> 00:26:58,862 Do you want it slow or fast? Lights on or off? Tongue or no tongue? 444 00:26:58,896 --> 00:27:00,727 - Oh, my mouse... - Hey come on 445 00:27:01,632 --> 00:27:01,893 Mmm? 446 00:27:03,835 --> 00:27:06,702 The thing is, um, there might be a small problem 447 00:27:06,738 --> 00:27:09,605 What? What is it? Don't you like Inesita, man? 448 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,805 - She's smoking hot - No, she's incredible 449 00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:16,838 Inés, there could be something that might make you not want to do this 450 00:27:17,882 --> 00:27:20,749 - Something like what? - What? 451 00:27:31,662 --> 00:27:33,653 That thing grows and grown, man 452 00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:37,793 Are you washing is with saltpeter, dog? 453 00:27:37,902 --> 00:27:38,869 Javier... 454 00:27:43,908 --> 00:27:46,638 - Because of that... - Yeah... 455 00:27:46,677 --> 00:27:48,838 But no problem, honey, we already talked about it 456 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,747 What's the problem? You're not going to make me look like a liar, now? 457 00:27:51,783 --> 00:27:54,650 Why did you think I was so motivated? That's my rock! My rock from Arica! 458 00:27:54,685 --> 00:27:56,880 Here it is, honey A round of applause for the rock! 459 00:27:57,622 --> 00:27:58,782 I can't believe it, 460 00:27:58,823 --> 00:28:00,757 it's huge 461 00:28:01,759 --> 00:28:04,819 Besides, the door is already open, baby, what's the problem? 462 00:28:04,862 --> 00:28:08,628 If you ask me, I'm really horny Can I start touching myself now? 463 00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:09,622 Are you two horny or not? 464 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:10,860 Yeeees, yes, yes 465 00:28:11,903 --> 00:28:12,835 So? 466 00:28:13,771 --> 00:28:15,671 Oh yeah, okay, so... 467 00:28:15,673 --> 00:28:17,868 That's it, girl, do something good for your life... 468 00:28:17,909 --> 00:28:20,742 Come on, good girl, very good, yes, there 469 00:28:20,745 --> 00:28:23,873 leave it there, hot, 470 00:28:25,883 --> 00:28:27,748 this is just what I wanted 471 00:28:27,785 --> 00:28:30,845 The only thing I'm going to ask is that you do it from every side 472 00:28:30,888 --> 00:28:32,771 You already stretched out, honey, so don't worry, 473 00:28:32,772 --> 00:28:34,654 breathe deep and move your eyebrows. 474 00:28:37,862 --> 00:28:43,664 I've got to take a picture of this, there, smile 475 00:28:53,845 --> 00:28:57,781 Do you like herb tea? 476 00:28:57,849 --> 00:29:01,876 - How nice, thank you, grandpa - There you go 477 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,616 And do you know something? 478 00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:09,683 I also have a cake 479 00:29:09,727 --> 00:29:13,686 But that's for later, for mischief, 480 00:29:13,731 --> 00:29:15,665 for behaving badly 481 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,658 Oh, grandpa, you're so sweet. 482 00:29:18,703 --> 00:29:19,727 Do you know what? 483 00:29:19,737 --> 00:29:23,673 It's a pleasure to work with gentlemen like yourself 484 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,767 Thank you... 485 00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:27,835 What I would like though... 486 00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:33,645 What? 487 00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:37,711 Could I touch one of your titties, 488 00:29:37,755 --> 00:29:39,620 it it's alright 489 00:29:40,892 --> 00:29:44,794 Go ahead, grandpa! 490 00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,721 That's what we're here for! 491 00:29:47,765 --> 00:29:50,632 Excuse me Mmm 492 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:55,251 Oh holy God, wonderful 493 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:58,927 How soft and warm 494 00:29:59,628 --> 00:30:01,602 My God 495 00:30:02,813 --> 00:30:06,647 Bim, bam, boom, bim, bam, boom 496 00:30:06,684 --> 00:30:08,652 I don't know if I can 497 00:30:08,686 --> 00:30:10,745 I really don't know if I want to either 498 00:30:11,856 --> 00:30:14,723 Okay, Matias, hey... 499 00:30:18,796 --> 00:30:21,697 We both know that if I don't get some action, 500 00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,757 I'm going to end up falling for some asshole again 501 00:30:23,801 --> 00:30:26,702 and go back right to where I started. 502 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:29,729 Come on... 503 00:30:29,774 --> 00:30:35,770 Besides, you're the only man I can stand to look at 504 00:30:35,913 --> 00:30:37,813 Who, by the way, is still clinging 505 00:30:37,848 --> 00:30:39,748 to the two-timing fag who dumped him 506 00:30:39,784 --> 00:30:41,718 Don't call him a two-timing fag 507 00:30:41,719 --> 00:30:43,619 Oh, he dumped you seven months ago 508 00:30:43,654 --> 00:30:46,782 He treated you like shit for six years, Matias 509 00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:50,693 - Do you know what he told everybody? - No, I don't want to know 510 00:30:50,695 --> 00:30:52,595 So many people have said so much... 511 00:30:52,630 --> 00:30:53,790 ...that'm really not interested 512 00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:57,634 Well, if you're not interested 513 00:30:58,803 --> 00:31:00,668 What did he say? 514 00:31:00,705 --> 00:31:01,694 No, you're not interested - No, tell me 515 00:31:01,706 --> 00:31:02,866 Oh, but you just said that you're not interested 516 00:31:02,907 --> 00:31:04,738 No, but you said it, tell me, I am interested 517 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:06,743 - I tell you all the things your friends say about you 518 00:31:06,811 --> 00:31:07,835 - Look, he said that you were a pain in bed 519 00:31:07,912 --> 00:31:11,609 That you had premature ejaculation 520 00:31:11,649 --> 00:31:13,674 That you were too gay, 521 00:31:13,684 --> 00:31:15,743 that your dick was tiny 522 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,811 What hasn't he said? 523 00:31:17,855 --> 00:31:20,881 I mean, he killed you socially 524 00:31:20,891 --> 00:31:24,588 You've got terrible taste in men, 525 00:31:24,662 --> 00:31:26,755 terrible taste 526 00:31:28,733 --> 00:31:30,792 He also said that you were a bad dancer 527 00:31:32,703 --> 00:31:34,637 Really? 528 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,603 Two-timing fag, 529 00:31:37,642 --> 00:31:39,837 two-timing fag, fagget! 530 00:31:40,745 --> 00:31:42,804 Listen to me, 531 00:31:43,714 --> 00:31:45,614 let's have sex 532 00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:46,810 Come on, Cristina 533 00:31:46,884 --> 00:31:49,785 This way, you'll stop dragging yourself after your two-timing fag ex 534 00:31:49,787 --> 00:31:52,756 and I'll stop wasting my time 535 00:31:54,859 --> 00:31:57,726 All girls know there's a shortage of men 536 00:31:57,762 --> 00:31:59,787 In this country, they're like public bathrooms: 537 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,855 if they're not taken, they're all fucked up. 538 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:05,164 No, no, I don't want anymore to do with men, 539 00:32:05,165 --> 00:32:07,661 at least for another year, I swear, 540 00:32:07,705 --> 00:32:08,899 no more... 541 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,699 And you should do the same 542 00:32:11,742 --> 00:32:13,801 Okay, I know Lift that 543 00:32:13,878 --> 00:32:16,847 All right then? What do you want? 544 00:32:16,914 --> 00:32:18,779 Just jack off all the time? 545 00:32:18,783 --> 00:32:21,616 Hey, so what, masturbation is great... 546 00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:23,745 - It's underappreciated - No way, no 547 00:32:23,788 --> 00:32:26,655 Cristina, it's with you... 548 00:32:26,691 --> 00:32:30,627 I don't want to ruin our friendship 549 00:32:31,829 --> 00:32:32,818 Oh... 550 00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:36,826 Yes, it's the truth 551 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,801 Take it easy, 552 00:32:38,836 --> 00:32:40,701 nothing's going to happen 553 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,899 Take it easy, relax 554 00:32:47,778 --> 00:32:52,808 Look, sex is really simple 555 00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:53,809 Mmm 556 00:32:53,851 --> 00:32:56,615 Sometimes it has meaning... 557 00:32:56,654 --> 00:32:58,713 - Leave that there! - Come on, I like your tie 558 00:32:58,923 --> 00:33:01,790 Sometimes it has meaning, sometimes 559 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:06,752 you can stroke someone's face, 560 00:33:07,798 --> 00:33:12,667 hold hands like this, you know? 561 00:33:12,703 --> 00:33:13,761 You're crazy 562 00:33:13,804 --> 00:33:17,638 Whisper sweet nothings in someone's ear 563 00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:22,675 And sometimes, sex is just sex Huh? 564 00:33:22,713 --> 00:33:23,873 - So what - So what? 565 00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:26,815 And in our case, it's what we're going to do 566 00:33:26,851 --> 00:33:28,739 Because that's what friends are for, huh? 567 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:29,684 Okay 568 00:33:31,689 --> 00:33:33,680 Now relax 569 00:33:33,724 --> 00:33:35,589 and have this drink, 570 00:33:35,626 --> 00:33:36,786 because after that, 571 00:33:36,827 --> 00:33:38,886 your old friend Cristina 572 00:33:38,896 --> 00:33:41,763 is going to take the microphone 573 00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:44,759 What? 574 00:33:57,748 --> 00:33:59,648 Do think about other things when we do it? 575 00:33:59,683 --> 00:34:00,615 Huh? 576 00:34:00,785 --> 00:34:03,754 I don't know, it's like sometimes I don't feel you here with me 577 00:34:03,789 --> 00:34:07,622 It's like you're somewhere else, 578 00:34:07,658 --> 00:34:08,784 or thinking about another woman maybe 579 00:34:08,826 --> 00:34:12,887 Cookie, I'm where I like to be 580 00:34:13,631 --> 00:34:17,692 Okay, but I don't know... Sometimes I feel like you're 581 00:34:18,702 --> 00:34:20,727 excited about something else, not me 582 00:34:23,641 --> 00:34:25,666 Okay, sorry, go ahead 583 00:34:31,682 --> 00:34:33,673 Are you annoyed that I'm not waxed? 584 00:34:35,786 --> 00:34:36,810 What? 585 00:34:36,854 --> 00:34:39,846 Maybe you're not so into it because I haven't waxed 586 00:34:39,857 --> 00:34:42,655 Gabriela, can I go on? 587 00:34:43,727 --> 00:34:44,751 - Okay, sorry... - okay 588 00:34:57,675 --> 00:34:58,835 See? 589 00:34:58,876 --> 00:35:00,776 Now it's like you're somewhere else 590 00:35:00,811 --> 00:35:03,678 Cookie, you never look at me when I'm down here 591 00:35:03,714 --> 00:35:04,874 What, all four times a year? 592 00:35:04,915 --> 00:35:06,678 I'm being serious 593 00:35:06,717 --> 00:35:08,810 Are you thinking about someone else? 594 00:35:10,621 --> 00:35:12,748 Do you think about someone else when we do it, Cookie? 595 00:35:13,924 --> 00:35:16,688 Cookie? Tell me 596 00:35:17,695 --> 00:35:19,720 Okay, you can say it, I do it too 597 00:35:19,763 --> 00:35:22,630 - Really? - Sometimes, just sometimes 598 00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:24,793 And you do it too, Cookie, admit it 599 00:35:24,835 --> 00:35:28,862 - Well, sometimes, not always - Ha! See? 600 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:30,807 Who? 601 00:35:30,841 --> 00:35:33,605 I can't tell you... 602 00:35:33,644 --> 00:35:35,703 Oh, so mysterious... 603 00:35:35,713 --> 00:35:37,772 Who is it? Come on, tell me, Cookie 604 00:35:37,815 --> 00:35:39,783 Chino Rios 605 00:35:40,684 --> 00:35:42,845 The number one tennis player 606 00:35:42,887 --> 00:35:45,754 No, I know exactly who he is 607 00:35:46,824 --> 00:35:48,883 - You're angry - No, I'm not angry 608 00:35:48,893 --> 00:35:51,657 Oh, Cookie, what do you want me to do? 609 00:35:51,695 --> 00:35:52,855 I don't know, it's Chino 610 00:35:52,897 --> 00:35:55,889 And what do you like about Chino Rios? What, what? That he doesn't care? That? 611 00:35:57,668 --> 00:35:59,659 No, I don't know... 612 00:35:59,703 --> 00:36:01,762 ...I just imagine him naked 613 00:36:01,772 --> 00:36:05,765 Oh, Cookie, what do you want me to do? Sometimes we're in the middle of it 614 00:36:05,809 --> 00:36:08,801 and he just appears in my head, with his racquet, 615 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,739 his Polynesian tattoo, 616 00:36:11,782 --> 00:36:13,682 his ponytail, 617 00:36:13,684 --> 00:36:14,708 the goatee he grows sometimes 618 00:36:14,752 --> 00:36:19,655 - Okay, it's not your fault, honey - Really? 619 00:36:19,657 --> 00:36:21,887 Let's go on, okay? 620 00:36:21,926 --> 00:36:24,690 - You're not mad? - A little bit 621 00:36:24,695 --> 00:36:26,720 Let me make it better, here, a kiss 622 00:36:27,731 --> 00:36:28,857 Mmm, nice, here, here 623 00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:30,657 Are you scared? 624 00:36:32,803 --> 00:36:34,771 - I didn't tell anyone - No? 625 00:36:34,838 --> 00:36:35,827 What for? 626 00:36:37,741 --> 00:36:40,904 In the end, for all these assholes, I was the one that blew it 627 00:36:40,911 --> 00:36:44,745 No, I blew it 628 00:36:45,883 --> 00:36:48,750 But you, Gaston... 629 00:36:48,752 --> 00:36:51,619 ...you went crazy 630 00:36:51,622 --> 00:36:53,590 - It was our house... - Okay 631 00:36:53,657 --> 00:36:55,625 Our bed... 632 00:36:55,659 --> 00:36:59,755 And I was watching a Chilean soccer match with my godson, what an idiot! 633 00:36:59,797 --> 00:37:01,856 Stop it 634 00:37:08,706 --> 00:37:11,698 The dress... 635 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,866 ...the wine, everything 636 00:37:13,911 --> 00:37:16,607 What's wrong with you? 637 00:37:16,647 --> 00:37:20,879 What's wrong? Look at yourself. Your tits are waving at me... 638 00:37:20,918 --> 00:37:22,715 Besides, you're not wearing panties 639 00:37:23,921 --> 00:37:25,752 You just don't get it... 640 00:37:25,823 --> 00:37:28,724 This is style, okay, panty lines, they're ugly 641 00:37:28,759 --> 00:37:31,728 And I like to be perfect, always 642 00:37:31,762 --> 00:37:34,731 Okay. In case you get laid, right? 643 00:37:35,899 --> 00:37:36,866 Yes, in case I get laid. 644 00:37:36,867 --> 00:37:41,634 You're absolutely right. Get it? 645 00:37:41,672 --> 00:37:43,640 Yes, I get it. 646 00:37:43,674 --> 00:37:46,643 I get that you wanted to loose your panties in order to excite me 647 00:37:46,644 --> 00:37:50,637 Yes, I was dying to see how your hands would run off without having a chance? 648 00:37:50,681 --> 00:37:53,844 - You wanted to make me horny - Super horny 649 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,801 Stop, stop, stop, okay 650 00:38:18,842 --> 00:38:21,709 - What? - You can't do that 651 00:38:22,613 --> 00:38:24,808 You can't look at me while you're sucking me 652 00:38:24,882 --> 00:38:26,747 Why not? 653 00:38:26,784 --> 00:38:29,776 Because it's strange, it fucks me up 654 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:31,754 But you said that you liked it... 655 00:38:31,789 --> 00:38:33,780 Yes, but it was different 656 00:38:33,824 --> 00:38:37,726 With Alejandro it was "look at the hot guy who's sucking me off, he's 657 00:38:37,728 --> 00:38:38,854 down there, and he's my man" 658 00:38:38,896 --> 00:38:41,660 But when I see you, it's like what's wrong with Cristina? 659 00:38:41,699 --> 00:38:43,758 What is she doing with my dick in her mouth?" and I freak out 660 00:38:43,834 --> 00:38:44,892 Come on, 661 00:38:45,636 --> 00:38:47,661 are you saying you don't like it? 662 00:38:47,671 --> 00:38:48,865 You love it. 663 00:38:48,906 --> 00:38:50,703 You don't like it? Am I doing it wrong? 664 00:38:50,741 --> 00:38:51,765 Not like Alejandro, surely 665 00:38:51,809 --> 00:38:54,710 No, but it's different, it's different 666 00:38:54,745 --> 00:38:57,646 When I see you I see both of us when we were sixteen, 667 00:38:57,681 --> 00:38:59,842 slipping into gay bar, 668 00:38:59,883 --> 00:39:02,750 I can see your mom, your dad, barbeques at your house, 669 00:39:02,753 --> 00:39:04,778 your potato salad 670 00:39:04,822 --> 00:39:08,656 No, there's nothing wrong with your potato salad, I love it 671 00:39:08,692 --> 00:39:09,852 But this shit is too real 672 00:39:11,729 --> 00:39:13,856 Stop complaining, please 673 00:39:13,864 --> 00:39:16,765 I'm doing this to get you out of that sick and suffocating relationship 674 00:39:16,834 --> 00:39:18,699 which is hurting you, man 675 00:39:18,736 --> 00:39:19,896 You should be thanking me 676 00:39:20,637 --> 00:39:22,901 Cristina, in the best way possible, really 677 00:39:22,906 --> 00:39:25,841 You've peed with door open tons of times, 678 00:39:25,876 --> 00:39:28,743 you don't care, I don't care either, we've slept together, 679 00:39:28,812 --> 00:39:30,837 we go to weddings together... 680 00:39:30,848 --> 00:39:33,749 I've met all your boyfriends, we go to the gym together, 681 00:39:33,784 --> 00:39:36,776 it's like my sister's sucking my dick, 682 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:39,687 really 683 00:39:41,658 --> 00:39:42,625 Fine... 684 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,752 Okay... Let's skip this part 685 00:39:46,663 --> 00:39:49,757 No, no, we can't skip it, no 686 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:51,824 The thing is, just don't look at me, really 687 00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:54,770 No, no man, stop, stop 688 00:39:54,772 --> 00:39:56,740 Too much information, you ruined it for me 689 00:39:56,774 --> 00:39:58,799 Besides, what about the potato salad? 690 00:39:58,809 --> 00:40:00,674 Fuck that, you're crazy 691 00:40:00,711 --> 00:40:03,680 What do you mean, you ruined it? 692 00:40:03,814 --> 00:40:06,183 Don't be so exaggerated, Cristina 693 00:40:06,684 --> 00:40:09,684 GRADE 2 694 00:40:36,914 --> 00:40:38,848 Rip it, take it off 695 00:40:39,783 --> 00:40:41,648 Take it off, rip it, if you can't unfasten it 696 00:40:41,718 --> 00:40:42,844 rip it, man, what's up? Come on, rip it, man 697 00:40:42,886 --> 00:40:45,719 take it off, what? 698 00:40:45,756 --> 00:40:48,816 Okay, it's off, it's off, okay 699 00:40:48,859 --> 00:40:50,850 Yes but that was now, I was telling him to rip it 700 00:40:50,894 --> 00:40:53,727 and he should have ripped it, come on, man 701 00:40:57,901 --> 00:41:00,734 She likes it when you touch her hair 702 00:41:00,771 --> 00:41:02,898 When you touch her hair 703 00:41:02,906 --> 00:41:05,704 touch her hair, man 704 00:41:05,742 --> 00:41:07,710 Touch her hair, touch it good, man 705 00:41:07,744 --> 00:41:09,803 If I tell you that she likes it when you touch her hair, 706 00:41:09,813 --> 00:41:10,780 then you have to do it 707 00:41:10,814 --> 00:41:13,840 What are you afraid of? There's no monster 708 00:41:13,884 --> 00:41:15,818 With confidence, 709 00:41:15,853 --> 00:41:18,879 bring out the shark that's in you, man, come on! 710 00:41:18,889 --> 00:41:20,618 I'm fine like this, man 711 00:41:21,492 --> 00:41:22,624 Okay 712 00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,630 Okay, um, sorry... 713 00:41:32,803 --> 00:41:34,896 You noticed that I'm right here, mmm? 714 00:41:34,905 --> 00:41:38,636 So I would like it if when I say something, 715 00:41:38,675 --> 00:41:40,609 you do it, okay? 716 00:41:40,744 --> 00:41:44,680 Because after all, this is all thanks to me. I'm directing, get it? 717 00:41:44,681 --> 00:41:48,811 I'm not a mirror... 718 00:41:48,852 --> 00:41:51,650 It's not like fucking in front of a dog, okay? 719 00:41:51,722 --> 00:41:53,747 Okay, thanks 720 00:41:55,859 --> 00:41:58,623 Anyway, it was never my intention to bother 721 00:41:58,662 --> 00:42:00,721 You know, dog, I don't want to make trouble 722 00:42:00,764 --> 00:42:01,822 I'm just saying, 723 00:42:01,865 --> 00:42:03,856 I want all three of us to be happy Right? 724 00:42:03,901 --> 00:42:06,836 Let's enjoy, let's communicate, 725 00:42:06,837 --> 00:42:08,702 and we'll be fine I want it to be hot, 726 00:42:08,772 --> 00:42:11,673 to be soft, to be easy, cool 727 00:42:11,675 --> 00:42:13,802 I want us to enjoy this moment, mmm? This beautiful moment, 728 00:42:13,844 --> 00:42:16,677 I'm going to be here I'm not going to do anything, 729 00:42:16,713 --> 00:42:18,874 I'll be here Here I am, go ahead 730 00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:21,908 Happy birthday to you, 731 00:42:22,619 --> 00:42:24,814 happy birthday to you 732 00:42:24,855 --> 00:42:27,756 Happy birthday Armando 733 00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:30,692 Happy birthday to you 734 00:42:31,828 --> 00:42:32,852 Bravo! 735 00:42:32,896 --> 00:42:34,659 Blow them out 736 00:42:34,698 --> 00:42:38,828 - No, no, now I have three wishes - Yes, the wishes 737 00:42:38,869 --> 00:42:41,736 One has already been come true 738 00:42:41,738 --> 00:42:43,755 Now I'm going to wish for the other two 739 00:42:43,756 --> 00:42:44,764 Come on, come on 740 00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:48,834 - I want to get it... - Shhh, softly, they're secret 741 00:42:49,613 --> 00:42:51,877 I want to get it up, 742 00:42:51,915 --> 00:42:54,850 I want to get it up 743 00:42:54,885 --> 00:42:56,853 Let's go 744 00:42:57,888 --> 00:43:00,686 Yaaaay. 745 00:43:03,827 --> 00:43:05,886 Bite it, bite it, bite it 746 00:43:10,801 --> 00:43:11,768 Who is that? 747 00:43:11,802 --> 00:43:13,633 Why do you look at her so much? 748 00:43:13,670 --> 00:43:16,639 She's my late wife, 749 00:43:16,673 --> 00:43:18,766 who died from a heart attack, 750 00:43:18,809 --> 00:43:20,709 5 years ago 751 00:43:20,744 --> 00:43:22,644 Oh, poor thing 752 00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:24,909 The doctor said that I killed her, 753 00:43:24,915 --> 00:43:27,611 liar! 754 00:43:27,651 --> 00:43:30,711 We loved each other very much, 755 00:43:30,754 --> 00:43:33,803 but she gave me little sex, 756 00:43:33,804 --> 00:43:37,853 not the sex that I wanted. 757 00:43:37,894 --> 00:43:41,762 So when turned paraplegic, 758 00:43:43,633 --> 00:43:47,660 it was like going back to our honeymoon 759 00:43:48,638 --> 00:43:54,634 We made love day and night, all the time. 760 00:43:55,746 --> 00:43:59,682 Maybe it was too much... 761 00:43:59,883 --> 00:44:04,616 Maybe I gripped her too hard... 762 00:44:04,621 --> 00:44:07,749 The things you make up, Mr. Armando 763 00:44:08,759 --> 00:44:11,751 Right, are you going to eat cake or not? 764 00:44:11,795 --> 00:44:14,855 Right, now, let's go 765 00:44:18,735 --> 00:44:22,762 Aaah, no! That tickles 766 00:44:22,773 --> 00:44:26,766 How nice, this is wonderful 767 00:44:27,677 --> 00:44:30,771 I don't want to feel like an ass again 768 00:44:30,781 --> 00:44:33,716 Everyone feels any way they can... 769 00:44:42,759 --> 00:44:43,851 Do you really like me? 770 00:44:43,894 --> 00:44:45,759 I really like you, 771 00:44:45,796 --> 00:44:47,661 but this is just sex. 772 00:44:51,768 --> 00:44:53,759 A fuck, then goodbye 773 00:44:54,738 --> 00:44:56,865 Who gets it, gets it. 774 00:45:02,712 --> 00:45:05,875 Look at them, look at how they've grown, 775 00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:10,751 Remember daddy? 776 00:45:10,787 --> 00:45:14,621 Please stop talking to my tits 777 00:45:14,791 --> 00:45:18,852 It was provocation, to make them say hello to daddy, hello, hello... 778 00:45:18,895 --> 00:45:21,728 For protocol... What? Okay... 779 00:45:38,915 --> 00:45:40,883 Get off, get off 780 00:45:40,884 --> 00:45:41,851 What is it? 781 00:45:41,918 --> 00:45:43,886 No, what happened, you set me up 782 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,888 - What? - Did you plan all of this? 783 00:45:45,922 --> 00:45:49,790 What, what. You waxed it all. 784 00:45:49,793 --> 00:45:53,661 What the fuck is that? Huh? 785 00:45:53,697 --> 00:45:55,790 I thought that you were going to like it 786 00:45:55,832 --> 00:45:57,891 - It was my surprise - Right... 787 00:46:02,706 --> 00:46:04,640 And my little forest? 788 00:46:06,643 --> 00:46:07,769 I cut it down 789 00:46:08,645 --> 00:46:09,634 Cookie... 790 00:46:11,681 --> 00:46:13,842 We both know that I'm boring in bed 791 00:46:13,884 --> 00:46:14,873 Oh, honey 792 00:46:14,885 --> 00:46:18,616 I know that I can't turn you on that much... 793 00:46:18,655 --> 00:46:20,680 So then I think, 794 00:46:20,724 --> 00:46:23,659 what is this all for? 795 00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:27,720 Look, I've never been the king in bed, Cookie... 796 00:46:27,731 --> 00:46:30,723 I'm not like "Here I am", no, no, 797 00:46:30,767 --> 00:46:33,634 no, I'm more boring 798 00:46:33,670 --> 00:46:35,638 I know a couple of tricks and that's it 799 00:46:35,672 --> 00:46:36,866 You don't have to say in either 800 00:46:37,707 --> 00:46:40,767 But Cookie, honey, 801 00:46:40,810 --> 00:46:43,677 honey, let's see... If you're not that good, 802 00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:46,682 then why am I with you? 803 00:46:46,883 --> 00:46:48,913 Because you're scared of being alone 804 00:46:48,953 --> 00:46:49,880 What? 805 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,754 You're scared of being alone 806 00:46:53,790 --> 00:46:55,724 You think that the only reason that I'm with you 807 00:46:55,759 --> 00:46:56,783 is because I'm scared of being alone? 808 00:46:56,793 --> 00:46:58,852 Well, a little bit scared 809 00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:01,856 Oh, I can't believe it, 810 00:47:01,898 --> 00:47:04,867 I swear, this is too much... 811 00:47:04,901 --> 00:47:06,664 You really think 812 00:47:06,703 --> 00:47:07,795 that we're together because 813 00:47:07,837 --> 00:47:09,634 I'm scared of being alone 814 00:47:09,673 --> 00:47:10,901 A little bit, honey 815 00:47:10,907 --> 00:47:12,841 I can't believe... 816 00:47:12,876 --> 00:47:14,827 No, then this is all a show, a farce, 817 00:47:14,862 --> 00:47:16,778 I don't know why we're together then... 818 00:47:16,813 --> 00:47:17,871 We should get a divorce 819 00:47:17,881 --> 00:47:21,647 But honey, how can you say that? 820 00:47:21,685 --> 00:47:22,674 Cookie, I love you 821 00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,232 I thought that all of this was because... 822 00:47:24,233 --> 00:47:25,745 I don't know, you didn't like me anymore 823 00:47:25,755 --> 00:47:27,723 because I've been your only girlfriend 824 00:47:27,757 --> 00:47:29,850 But I do like you, that's why you've been my only girlfriend, 825 00:47:29,893 --> 00:47:31,861 because I love you, I've always loved you 826 00:47:31,895 --> 00:47:35,831 Impossible, honey. Who did you go to your prom with? 827 00:47:35,865 --> 00:47:37,730 With my Cookie 828 00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:39,758 Right, and then when we went to college, 829 00:47:39,803 --> 00:47:41,794 who did you go to the first party with? 830 00:47:41,805 --> 00:47:43,670 With my super Cookie 831 00:47:43,707 --> 00:47:46,767 And then, who did you organize the winter community service project with? 832 00:47:46,810 --> 00:47:48,869 With you, Gabriela 833 00:47:48,878 --> 00:47:51,676 But I like being with you, I like being with you 834 00:47:51,715 --> 00:47:53,808 - No, it's impossible - How could it be impossible, 835 00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:56,819 I like you What did we tell Father Domingo when we got married? 836 00:47:56,853 --> 00:47:59,822 That we were going to love and respect each other all our lives 837 00:47:59,856 --> 00:48:02,723 And that's what we're doing, that's what I want Honey, 838 00:48:02,726 --> 00:48:04,694 I love you, I love you the way you are 839 00:48:04,728 --> 00:48:06,787 Honey, I know that you've liked other women 840 00:48:06,830 --> 00:48:08,889 of course, I mean, everyone likes other women 841 00:48:08,898 --> 00:48:10,593 But you're good... 842 00:48:10,634 --> 00:48:11,862 I know that you've never cheated on me 843 00:48:11,901 --> 00:48:12,868 I know, but in the bottom, 844 00:48:12,902 --> 00:48:14,631 you've wanted to because it's 845 00:48:14,704 --> 00:48:15,762 boring to be with the same woman forever 846 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,800 But how did we get to this, honey, 847 00:48:18,675 --> 00:48:20,222 you're beautiful, I like you, 848 00:48:20,223 --> 00:48:21,769 I like you, honey, I've always liked you 849 00:48:21,778 --> 00:48:23,746 Which part do you like best about me? 850 00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:25,748 Oh, you know, your eyes 851 00:48:25,882 --> 00:48:28,851 It used to be my tits... 852 00:48:28,852 --> 00:48:32,720 But I also like your tits, but, oh... 853 00:48:32,756 --> 00:48:33,780 Not anymore, 854 00:48:37,661 --> 00:48:38,787 Cristian, I want this to work 855 00:48:38,795 --> 00:48:40,854 But I also want it to work, Gabriela 856 00:48:46,836 --> 00:48:48,633 we have to do something different... 857 00:48:48,772 --> 00:48:49,864 I agree, 858 00:48:51,641 --> 00:48:53,700 we have to do something different... Something like... 859 00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:57,813 - Something like what? - Something exciting 860 00:48:57,881 --> 00:49:00,645 Slutty Cookie... 861 00:49:00,684 --> 00:49:02,652 What are you thinking? 862 00:49:02,686 --> 00:49:04,779 I know that look 863 00:49:04,821 --> 00:49:06,686 Something like what, like... 864 00:49:06,723 --> 00:49:08,588 Like doing it in the car? 865 00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:10,593 No, no, more 866 00:49:10,894 --> 00:49:16,764 In the building pool, both of us naked, swimming with water all around us 867 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,859 No, no Cookie, ever more exciting 868 00:49:20,670 --> 00:49:21,796 At your mother's house, 869 00:49:21,805 --> 00:49:24,638 that's transgressive, that's rebellious, 870 00:49:24,674 --> 00:49:26,767 and we can spill those perfume bottles of hers 871 00:49:26,810 --> 00:49:30,871 No, no Cookie, I have the perfect idea 872 00:49:32,716 --> 00:49:34,616 There, soft... 873 00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:36,909 oh there, 874 00:49:37,854 --> 00:49:40,880 hot, hot, hot... Soft, soft, there, squeeze it... 875 00:49:41,624 --> 00:49:43,888 Bite, bite, leave marks on her, man 876 00:49:43,927 --> 00:49:46,896 Leave marks, there 877 00:49:46,931 --> 00:49:48,727 Excuse me 878 00:49:48,765 --> 00:49:51,859 - What happened? - You taste, like... 879 00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:54,631 Like what? Tastes like what? 880 00:49:54,671 --> 00:49:56,696 No, I mean it's nice, but... 881 00:49:56,706 --> 00:49:59,766 Oh, damn, okay, sorry, sorry... 882 00:50:01,678 --> 00:50:05,671 The thing is I didn't have any perfume, 883 00:50:05,715 --> 00:50:06,875 so I grabbed a deodorant in the bathroom and I sprayed myself 884 00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:08,850 Easy, kitty, easy honey, 885 00:50:08,885 --> 00:50:10,876 I'll taste it later and give you the final say, okay? 886 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,616 You just go on 887 00:50:13,656 --> 00:50:14,782 What are you looking at me for? 888 00:50:14,791 --> 00:50:16,816 Come on, easy, we don't want foreplay 889 00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:20,626 Let's go right now, man, we don't stroke each other either, 890 00:50:20,663 --> 00:50:21,630 I'm telling you 891 00:50:21,631 --> 00:50:22,859 It's "hi, how are you", then it's in and we're off 892 00:50:22,899 --> 00:50:25,595 Grab her, man, treat her bad, huh? 893 00:50:25,635 --> 00:50:29,696 Treat her like a piece of meat, man, look 894 00:50:29,739 --> 00:50:33,698 Go man, let's go, there, grab her strongly, there you go 895 00:50:34,644 --> 00:50:38,125 I like this, that's good, 896 00:50:38,126 --> 00:50:41,607 there, go man 897 00:50:45,755 --> 00:50:48,883 Excuse me, give me a second, give me a second 898 00:50:48,925 --> 00:50:51,894 Easy, easy, I just can't see well, you have to pull that there 899 00:50:51,895 --> 00:50:54,864 Grab it, hopefully always here, excuse me, there 900 00:50:54,898 --> 00:50:57,867 And if you want, you can go... What happened there? 901 00:51:00,870 --> 00:51:02,838 It's fine, you're so ungrateful 902 00:51:02,872 --> 00:51:05,773 How can you say that's bad? It's hot, man 903 00:51:05,809 --> 00:51:08,676 You should be thanking me 904 00:51:08,711 --> 00:51:10,872 Hickies are allowed, my man 905 00:51:15,852 --> 00:51:17,820 That's it 906 00:51:17,854 --> 00:51:20,721 Damn, I have to say everything 907 00:51:21,758 --> 00:51:24,659 I want to show you this 908 00:51:24,694 --> 00:51:25,786 What is this? 909 00:51:25,829 --> 00:51:29,697 This was made by Levisteplisky 910 00:51:29,732 --> 00:51:33,600 the tailor, the wanton suit 911 00:51:33,736 --> 00:51:34,760 Okay... 912 00:51:34,804 --> 00:51:36,601 Look at the silver, 913 00:51:36,773 --> 00:51:39,708 it's wonderful, 914 00:51:39,742 --> 00:51:42,677 look at all this 915 00:51:42,712 --> 00:51:46,773 Look at this, stallion's hide, there you have it 916 00:51:46,783 --> 00:51:48,842 And why do you have all this, grandpa? 917 00:51:48,885 --> 00:51:51,854 Memories, they're good for me 918 00:51:52,722 --> 00:51:55,691 I want you to wear this, 919 00:51:55,692 --> 00:51:59,651 because I want to make whoopy to you with the suit on 920 00:51:59,696 --> 00:52:03,655 And with what do you want us to do that, grandpa? 921 00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:04,792 With what? With what? 922 00:52:04,834 --> 00:52:10,670 Hello, hello, anybody there? 923 00:52:11,741 --> 00:52:15,734 I can't see anything, there's no one there, grandpa 924 00:52:15,778 --> 00:52:17,837 Sleepy time, grandpa, we're going to sleep 925 00:52:17,881 --> 00:52:20,679 no whoopy, sleepy, come here, come to bed 926 00:52:21,851 --> 00:52:25,719 Don't get all riled up, sleepy time, Don Armando 927 00:52:25,722 --> 00:52:28,623 Here, put it on, 928 00:52:28,658 --> 00:52:32,754 we're going to the most beautiful things in the world, 929 00:52:32,762 --> 00:52:34,821 here, precious... 930 00:53:08,665 --> 00:53:10,724 Hey, not like that... 931 00:53:11,901 --> 00:53:17,737 Facing each other, huh? Look.. 932 00:53:20,910 --> 00:53:23,777 Like this 933 00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:38,649 Come here 934 00:53:57,814 --> 00:54:01,716 I need you to say something dirty to me 935 00:54:02,752 --> 00:54:04,652 Something dirty, like what? 936 00:54:06,689 --> 00:54:10,819 I don't know... Dirty and horny? 937 00:54:11,928 --> 00:54:14,726 Dirty and horny? 938 00:54:14,731 --> 00:54:16,858 Yes, but say it now, say it, say it 939 00:54:19,736 --> 00:54:22,830 We're going to have sexual relations 940 00:54:22,872 --> 00:54:25,636 I'm going to make love to you, 941 00:54:25,675 --> 00:54:27,870 and I'm going to rub my dick all over your body, okay? 942 00:54:27,910 --> 00:54:30,879 And I'm going to hit you with my dick, I'm going to slap my dick on your face, 943 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,678 so you end up with dick-shaped bruises, Cristina. 944 00:54:33,716 --> 00:54:36,617 I'm going to shove it in you so deep, 945 00:54:36,653 --> 00:54:38,678 so deep that I'm going to see the tip of my dick 946 00:54:38,721 --> 00:54:40,655 coming out of your nose, Cristina, 947 00:54:40,690 --> 00:54:42,681 I'm going to give it to you so hard 948 00:54:42,725 --> 00:54:44,659 that you're pussy's going to turn inside out 949 00:54:44,661 --> 00:54:46,720 and you'll end up with two assholes 950 00:54:46,763 --> 00:54:48,714 You're sick, man 951 00:54:48,749 --> 00:54:50,665 You're a slut, 952 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:53,726 a dirty slut who likes to be fucked 953 00:54:53,770 --> 00:54:55,704 Do you like dick? 954 00:54:55,738 --> 00:54:57,729 Want some dick? I'll give you my dick, 955 00:54:57,774 --> 00:54:58,798 ask me for it, Cristina 956 00:54:58,841 --> 00:55:00,866 and I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you again 957 00:55:01,644 --> 00:55:03,805 Say it, give me your dick, 958 00:55:03,846 --> 00:55:06,713 and I'll give it to you 959 00:55:06,749 --> 00:55:08,649 Shut up, man, 960 00:55:08,685 --> 00:55:10,778 how can you say that to me? 961 00:55:13,690 --> 00:55:17,649 You've liked fucking around since you were a kid Cristina 962 00:55:24,701 --> 00:55:26,601 This is so nice 963 00:55:26,636 --> 00:55:28,729 Suffer! 964 00:55:34,711 --> 00:55:39,739 Suffer, Armando, suffer 965 00:56:05,641 --> 00:56:06,869 There, there 966 00:56:06,876 --> 00:56:08,776 Hire me? 967 00:56:10,813 --> 00:56:13,646 You're too cheap for me 968 00:56:14,884 --> 00:56:17,785 Lend me some money, 969 00:56:18,788 --> 00:56:20,756 I'm being serious 970 00:56:21,858 --> 00:56:22,882 I'm flat broke 971 00:56:33,703 --> 00:56:35,830 Do it well this time 972 00:56:35,838 --> 00:56:39,774 I'll do whatever you want, but pay me 973 00:56:39,809 --> 00:56:42,801 We have to be patient, 974 00:56:42,879 --> 00:56:46,679 because suddenly the shark's going to appear, 975 00:56:46,716 --> 00:56:49,742 and he's going to be angry, darn it 976 00:56:49,786 --> 00:56:52,880 Leave your fishy alone, grandpa, don't be stubborn 977 00:56:52,889 --> 00:56:54,880 Let's drink, cheers 978 00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:56,853 A riddle: 979 00:56:56,893 --> 00:57:00,659 - a long and dry hag whose butter... - A candle 980 00:57:00,663 --> 00:57:03,723 - You knew it? - Me and all Chile, grandpa 981 00:57:03,766 --> 00:57:05,734 Darn, even that's too... 982 00:57:05,768 --> 00:57:09,636 Look at this whole pharmacy you've got here! 983 00:57:09,672 --> 00:57:12,698 No, these are the pills that I take 984 00:57:12,742 --> 00:57:13,709 What are they? 985 00:57:13,810 --> 00:57:15,607 Sure 986 00:57:15,645 --> 00:57:16,703 Rue rub? 987 00:57:16,746 --> 00:57:20,648 Rue, I have arterial hypertension, 988 00:57:20,683 --> 00:57:21,877 low blood pressure, 989 00:57:22,618 --> 00:57:23,812 I have stiff veins, 990 00:57:23,853 --> 00:57:26,822 I have bunions, my legs hurt, 991 00:57:26,823 --> 00:57:29,621 my varicose veins hurt, 992 00:57:29,692 --> 00:57:31,785 my lungs hurt because... 993 00:57:33,663 --> 00:57:36,894 Cookie, what are you doing, are you dressing up? 994 00:57:37,633 --> 00:57:38,861 You know what, I like this 995 00:57:38,868 --> 00:57:41,837 Come out soon, then I'm going to count to three, ones... 996 00:57:41,871 --> 00:57:43,234 Okay, okay, okay 997 00:57:43,373 --> 00:57:44,400 ...two... 998 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,835 Okay, okay, I'm here 999 00:57:46,876 --> 00:57:50,710 Surprise! 1000 00:57:54,717 --> 00:57:56,844 Easy, I know what you're thinking... 1001 00:57:56,886 --> 00:57:59,719 No, I don't know what you're thinking What are you thinking? 1002 00:57:59,755 --> 00:58:01,814 Well, for starters... here did you get that, Gabriela? 1003 00:58:02,825 --> 00:58:04,759 I won it at Cata's bachelorette party 1004 00:58:04,827 --> 00:58:07,625 Look, it moves 1005 00:58:11,734 --> 00:58:12,792 Well, then you... 1006 00:58:12,835 --> 00:58:15,770 - I put it on - Yes, it's already on 1007 00:58:15,771 --> 00:58:16,760 And then... 1008 00:58:16,806 --> 00:58:19,673 I put it in you, Cookie 1009 00:58:20,810 --> 00:58:21,868 Oh, damn 1010 00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:25,669 GRADE 3 1011 00:58:26,782 --> 00:58:28,716 Oh, nice, oh, oh. 1012 00:58:40,863 --> 00:58:41,852 Do whatever you want 1013 00:58:41,898 --> 00:58:42,865 Are you telling me? 1014 00:58:42,899 --> 00:58:47,836 Yes, whatever, what you want, what you want 1015 00:58:47,870 --> 00:58:51,271 Um, excuse me, I think that means she wants it up the ass, dog 1016 00:58:51,307 --> 00:58:52,605 What? 1017 00:58:52,642 --> 00:58:53,734 What, did you forget I was here? 1018 00:58:53,776 --> 00:58:54,743 No 1019 00:58:54,777 --> 00:58:57,769 Okay, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop 1020 00:58:57,813 --> 00:59:00,782 But I didn't mean I wanted it up the ass 1021 00:59:00,816 --> 00:59:02,784 Yes, yes, it's fine, don't stop, you were so close, 1022 00:59:02,852 --> 00:59:04,752 I saw that you vere finishing, I'm almost there, dog 1023 00:59:04,787 --> 00:59:05,811 - Go right ahead - Okay, take it off 1024 00:59:05,855 --> 00:59:06,822 But it's fine 1025 00:59:06,889 --> 00:59:07,878 Okay, but take your hand off, your hand it on... 1026 00:59:07,924 --> 00:59:09,653 Okay, but I wanted to feel the rhythm, dog 1027 00:59:09,725 --> 00:59:10,817 Take your hand off of my ass, please 1028 00:59:10,860 --> 00:59:12,657 - Easy, okay - But man, move away 1029 00:59:12,695 --> 00:59:14,822 Take it easy, easy. Honey, are you going to let him or not? 1030 00:59:14,830 --> 00:59:18,596 No, I didn't mean up the ass 1031 00:59:18,634 --> 00:59:19,828 But it's fine, you've already done practically everything 1032 00:59:19,902 --> 00:59:22,632 So I ask myself, if you say "do whatever you want" 1033 00:59:22,672 --> 00:59:23,639 What do you mean by that? 1034 00:59:23,806 --> 00:59:25,865 Yeah 1035 00:59:27,743 --> 00:59:29,904 Oh, I'm not going to do that 1036 00:59:31,647 --> 00:59:33,877 Honey, but you and I, us, they, them... 1037 00:59:33,916 --> 00:59:36,749 I didn't mean to say ass 1038 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,812 But why not, honey? 1039 00:59:38,854 --> 00:59:41,721 It's different between us... 1040 00:59:41,724 --> 00:59:43,715 I mean, you're different... 1041 00:59:43,759 --> 00:59:45,727 he's different because he's... 1042 00:59:45,761 --> 00:59:47,729 I understand, honey 1043 00:59:47,763 --> 00:59:49,697 Dog, what can I say? 1044 00:59:49,732 --> 00:59:51,791 It's the same problem as always, 1045 00:59:51,801 --> 00:59:54,599 you're thing is too big, dog, you're hurting her 1046 00:59:54,770 --> 00:59:55,828 Oh, that 1047 00:59:56,639 --> 00:59:58,664 Was that it, sweetie? 1048 00:59:58,908 --> 01:00:01,809 Could we take a break, please? 1049 01:00:01,844 --> 01:00:06,611 The embarrassment you've put me through! 1050 01:00:06,649 --> 01:00:08,742 I loved you so much, 1051 01:00:08,784 --> 01:00:10,877 I bragged about you, 1052 01:00:10,886 --> 01:00:13,753 and showed you to the whole world 1053 01:00:13,789 --> 01:00:16,622 and told them about you. 1054 01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:20,652 But now you've failed me, ingrate wretch, 1055 01:00:20,730 --> 01:00:22,664 I don't want to see you anymore. 1056 01:00:22,698 --> 01:00:25,861 And you just lied there, you withdrew, 1057 01:00:25,901 --> 01:00:28,836 you lost your confidence... 1058 01:00:28,904 --> 01:00:30,804 That's an embarrassment! 1059 01:00:33,642 --> 01:00:38,579 These don't work.. these don't work! 1060 01:00:38,647 --> 01:00:41,707 And now as a punishment, 1061 01:00:41,751 --> 01:00:45,778 I'm going to give you the Mapuche potion, 1062 01:00:45,788 --> 01:00:47,813 it's right there, 1063 01:00:47,857 --> 01:00:49,882 and it must be ready 1064 01:00:50,626 --> 01:00:51,854 Let's see, 1065 01:00:51,861 --> 01:00:53,795 here it is, 1066 01:00:53,829 --> 01:00:55,729 that's it... 1067 01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,870 Now we'll see. 1068 01:01:08,711 --> 01:01:13,371 We know that sometimes you like me to put my finger up your behind 1069 01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:14,648 But Cookie... 1070 01:01:14,683 --> 01:01:16,844 What about the other day when we came back from Cata's wedding? 1071 01:01:16,852 --> 01:01:18,683 And you were a little drunk, 1072 01:01:18,754 --> 01:01:20,722 We got here, and you grabbed my finger, and... 1073 01:01:20,790 --> 01:01:22,849 Yes, but this is a lot bigger than a finger, Cookie! 1074 01:01:22,892 --> 01:01:24,723 We'll use some lubricant 1075 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:25,886 Stop it, Gabriela, please 1076 01:01:26,762 --> 01:01:28,855 Really? You don't even want try it? 1077 01:01:30,633 --> 01:01:31,759 I mean, it's that... 1078 01:01:31,801 --> 01:01:33,792 Honey, you have a G spot there 1079 01:01:33,803 --> 01:01:35,771 that we haven't explored, 1080 01:01:35,805 --> 01:01:37,830 don't you want to look for it a little? 1081 01:01:37,873 --> 01:01:38,897 I have a what spot? 1082 01:01:38,908 --> 01:01:39,840 G 1083 01:01:43,746 --> 01:01:45,737 Where to you get all this from, Gabriela? 1084 01:01:45,781 --> 01:01:46,839 I read it on the Internet 1085 01:01:46,882 --> 01:01:48,645 No, actually Bea told me 1086 01:01:48,684 --> 01:01:49,708 Oh 1087 01:01:53,789 --> 01:01:55,689 Fine, it's okay, look, I'll just take it off and... 1088 01:01:55,724 --> 01:01:57,692 No, no, no. Let's see... 1089 01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:02,859 Why would you want to do this if you're not going to feel anything? 1090 01:02:03,866 --> 01:02:05,697 It's that... 1091 01:02:05,701 --> 01:02:07,760 It has a little vibrator, 1092 01:02:07,770 --> 01:02:08,759 here, for me 1093 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,638 Okay, okay Cookie. 1094 01:02:14,910 --> 01:02:16,810 So, 1095 01:02:17,746 --> 01:02:21,580 - it's going to be nice for you too? - Absolutely 1096 01:02:26,689 --> 01:02:28,782 Angry? 1097 01:02:28,824 --> 01:02:31,622 Horny? 1098 01:02:33,829 --> 01:02:35,820 Hard, 1099 01:02:36,732 --> 01:02:38,757 but easy? 1100 01:02:49,645 --> 01:02:52,773 Hey boss, are you going to pay extra? 1101 01:02:53,649 --> 01:02:55,640 Yes... 1102 01:03:08,664 --> 01:03:11,861 Here you go, for you to entertain yourself, boss 1103 01:03:14,870 --> 01:03:16,838 Mr. Armando 1104 01:03:18,641 --> 01:03:21,769 Grandpa, I have to go, I have things to do 1105 01:03:21,810 --> 01:03:24,802 I don't think so! 1106 01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:31,845 What did you put on?! 1107 01:03:31,887 --> 01:03:36,620 This is the authentic, the one and only... 1108 01:03:36,659 --> 01:03:38,889 The chief's sable, 1109 01:03:38,894 --> 01:03:39,883 do you understand? 1110 01:03:40,629 --> 01:03:44,759 And it has it's own backbone. 1111 01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:50,634 How wonderful, no? 1112 01:03:50,639 --> 01:03:53,870 It's beautiful Look, it has a tummy, the devil 1113 01:03:53,909 --> 01:03:56,844 I'll have to buy it belt 1114 01:03:56,879 --> 01:03:58,847 so it looks thinner 1115 01:03:58,881 --> 01:04:03,682 Well, the moment of truth has arrived 1116 01:04:36,685 --> 01:04:40,781 Have you noticed that dicks are like cops? 1117 01:04:40,823 --> 01:04:41,812 Why? 1118 01:04:41,857 --> 01:04:44,883 When you need one, they're never there, 1119 01:04:44,893 --> 01:04:47,794 and when you don't want to see one there they are, 1120 01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:50,799 bothering you 1121 01:05:02,845 --> 01:05:05,837 You know, I think it's better if we leave it here 1122 01:05:05,881 --> 01:05:08,907 Yes, because this is getting kind of pathetic 1123 01:05:09,618 --> 01:05:10,880 and it's not working, but... 1124 01:05:10,919 --> 01:05:13,786 You know what, forget it. Don't worry, it's my fault. 1125 01:05:13,822 --> 01:05:18,759 I mean, I came up with the whole idea, but it's not happening. 1126 01:05:18,761 --> 01:05:20,626 - I'm leaving - Stop it. 1127 01:05:20,663 --> 01:05:21,721 How can you leave now? 1128 01:05:21,797 --> 01:05:23,697 Didn't you say that this was for getting over Ale? 1129 01:05:23,732 --> 01:05:25,700 But it's not working, Matias 1130 01:05:25,834 --> 01:05:27,802 Maybe the saying is true 1131 01:05:27,903 --> 01:05:29,666 What saying? 1132 01:05:30,639 --> 01:05:32,834 There's no such thing as a repented fag 1133 01:05:32,841 --> 01:05:35,639 Maybe it's because of an image I have of you? 1134 01:05:35,678 --> 01:05:36,667 What image? 1135 01:05:36,712 --> 01:05:38,646 A little bit of a lesbian 1136 01:05:39,648 --> 01:05:40,637 Lesbian? 1137 01:05:41,817 --> 01:05:43,614 You think I'm a bit of a lesbian? 1138 01:05:43,652 --> 01:05:45,711 Oh Cristina, all women are bit lesbian 1139 01:05:45,721 --> 01:05:47,746 They go to the bathroom together, they sleep together, 1140 01:05:47,790 --> 01:05:49,274 they hold hands, they kiss until they're grownups, 1141 01:05:49,275 --> 01:05:50,759 and no one says anything 1142 01:05:51,627 --> 01:05:53,788 And you've done all those things, girl 1143 01:05:53,862 --> 01:05:54,851 Look, man... 1144 01:05:55,698 --> 01:05:57,859 I like dicks more that bread and butter 1145 01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:00,664 If you can't get it up, it doesn't mean that I'm into pussy 1146 01:06:00,703 --> 01:06:01,863 Well, don't be that demanding either... 1147 01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:04,839 It's my first time, Cristina, what do you want? 1148 01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:07,706 No... 1149 01:06:09,745 --> 01:06:11,736 You're not going anywhere, okay 1150 01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:13,714 Sex is just sex 1151 01:06:13,716 --> 01:06:15,616 Did you say that? 1152 01:06:15,651 --> 01:06:17,642 Did or didn't you say that? 1153 01:06:18,754 --> 01:06:19,812 Yes 1154 01:06:19,855 --> 01:06:21,720 We're going to do this, 1155 01:06:21,757 --> 01:06:24,726 then you'll go back to being my best friend. 1156 01:06:24,727 --> 01:06:26,627 Now you're just a pair of tits 1157 01:06:26,662 --> 01:06:29,688 and I'm a piece of dick for you 1158 01:06:30,799 --> 01:06:33,666 We're going to do this together 1159 01:06:33,702 --> 01:06:35,670 We can have a great time 1160 01:06:35,704 --> 01:06:36,796 Yes 1161 01:06:37,773 --> 01:06:40,606 That took a while 1162 01:06:40,776 --> 01:06:42,767 Okay, I'm going to go like this, okay? 1163 01:06:42,811 --> 01:06:45,837 Okay, then I'm, no, no... 1164 01:06:46,882 --> 01:06:49,680 On your side, honey, here, like this 1165 01:06:49,718 --> 01:06:53,711 - Let's see, mm, what? - No, no, that would be... 1166 01:06:53,756 --> 01:06:56,782 Let's kiss, a little No, no, let's see 1167 01:06:58,660 --> 01:06:59,752 Let's go straight to the point 1168 01:06:59,828 --> 01:07:02,888 Okay, okay, I'll get ready 1169 01:07:03,132 --> 01:07:03,859 Okay 1170 01:07:18,714 --> 01:07:20,648 - There? - Yes... 1171 01:07:20,716 --> 01:07:22,775 Hold my hand, Cookie, hold my hand, there 1172 01:07:24,686 --> 01:07:26,745 Careful, careful. 1173 01:07:27,823 --> 01:07:29,848 And if I say stop? You stop 1174 01:07:30,859 --> 01:07:32,850 It's just going to be the tip 1175 01:07:32,928 --> 01:07:35,692 That's what they all say 1176 01:07:36,899 --> 01:07:37,797 Okay honey 1177 01:07:37,866 --> 01:07:38,833 Okay, okay 1178 01:07:38,901 --> 01:07:39,890 Happy birthday 1179 01:07:40,903 --> 01:07:42,632 Why me? 1180 01:07:45,741 --> 01:07:48,801 Yes, well, Inesita and I 1181 01:07:48,844 --> 01:07:51,836 want to move somewhere else. We're going to look for our own apartment 1182 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:52,904 Sure, soon, yes 1183 01:07:53,615 --> 01:07:56,814 And I wanted to close this relationship in the best way possible, man 1184 01:07:56,815 --> 01:07:57,881 You understand? 1185 01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,717 Besides I knew that you were well equipped, 1186 01:07:59,755 --> 01:08:02,849 and I needed someone who could really, you know, do it 1187 01:08:02,891 --> 01:08:03,789 Yeah? 1188 01:08:03,859 --> 01:08:06,692 Of course, man. And you and I have been 1189 01:08:06,728 --> 01:08:07,786 living together for a long time now 1190 01:08:07,796 --> 01:08:08,785 - True - Yes or no? 1191 01:08:08,831 --> 01:08:09,798 - Yes - Of course we have. 1192 01:08:10,632 --> 01:08:12,600 Have we had problems? Of course we have 1193 01:08:12,868 --> 01:08:15,769 Do we hate each other sometimes? Of course we do. 1194 01:08:15,804 --> 01:08:18,739 But I love you, man. Do you love me? 1195 01:08:18,774 --> 01:08:21,743 Of course you do, see, there's love in between 1196 01:08:21,778 --> 01:08:23,643 I watched that anaconda grow up, dog 1197 01:08:23,812 --> 01:08:26,713 I watched it with my own eyes, huh? 1198 01:08:26,748 --> 01:08:28,841 We know each other since we were kids, dog 1199 01:08:29,818 --> 01:08:32,810 Yeah, beside, Javier has always thought that you were really attractive 1200 01:08:32,921 --> 01:08:33,819 What? 1201 01:08:34,690 --> 01:08:37,682 Attractive, like, just like that, attractive, cute 1202 01:08:37,726 --> 01:08:39,694 Like you, dog, 1203 01:08:39,728 --> 01:08:41,787 look, triceps, biceps, guiceps, 1204 01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:43,627 pectorals, abdominals, 1205 01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:48,761 Just look at that huge thing 1206 01:08:49,771 --> 01:08:51,796 Damn 1207 01:08:52,808 --> 01:08:56,642 I mean, excuse me, but this... I think it's too much, 1208 01:08:56,678 --> 01:08:58,703 it's a gift, man 1209 01:08:58,714 --> 01:08:59,874 Look, check this out, dog 1210 01:09:00,616 --> 01:09:01,674 Honey, 1211 01:09:01,750 --> 01:09:03,809 this guy can hail a cab without hands 1212 01:09:03,819 --> 01:09:04,877 You're telling me 1213 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,785 But clearly, it's a gift, right honey? 1214 01:09:06,822 --> 01:09:08,619 Not everyone has this gift 1215 01:09:08,657 --> 01:09:12,855 He has a gift, yes, I could feel his gift 1216 01:09:12,861 --> 01:09:15,796 He's hot, tight, abs, 1217 01:09:15,831 --> 01:09:18,732 tan, soft, nice, cute 1218 01:09:18,767 --> 01:09:20,792 But I was thinking about you the whole time 1219 01:09:20,869 --> 01:09:22,401 - What? Really? - Yes... 1220 01:09:22,402 --> 01:09:23,895 What? Were you really thinking about him? 1221 01:09:24,673 --> 01:09:26,664 - I love you Javier - I love you, honey 1222 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:27,766 But I want you 1223 01:09:27,776 --> 01:09:29,869 But I want you even more, to the infinite 1224 01:09:30,612 --> 01:09:31,704 And I want you to do everything to me 1225 01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:32,872 - Everything? - Anything 1226 01:09:33,615 --> 01:09:34,707 - Anything - Right now 1227 01:09:34,783 --> 01:09:36,683 I can do anything you want, 1228 01:09:36,685 --> 01:09:37,674 I can hurt you 1229 01:09:37,719 --> 01:09:39,687 Watch out, bad girl, I can hurt you 1230 01:09:40,121 --> 01:09:41,719 Hurt me 1231 01:09:41,757 --> 01:09:43,747 I'm going to rip your hair out and leave you bald, honey 1232 01:09:43,892 --> 01:09:44,790 I'm going to make love to you, 1233 01:09:44,826 --> 01:09:46,885 what you dreamed about when you were a little girl, 1234 01:09:47,629 --> 01:09:48,653 Yes, destroy me 1235 01:09:48,730 --> 01:09:49,812 Excuse me, I'm leaving 1236 01:09:49,813 --> 01:09:52,894 No, no, wait, where are you going? Easy 1237 01:09:53,635 --> 01:09:55,660 But I thought that you didn't need me anymore... 1238 01:09:55,704 --> 01:09:56,864 No, no, you don't have to think about anything 1239 01:09:56,905 --> 01:09:58,137 Dog, take it easy 1240 01:09:58,707 --> 01:10:01,767 Man, we're just petting each other a little 1241 01:10:01,777 --> 01:10:03,768 It's literature, 1242 01:10:03,812 --> 01:10:05,803 it's poetry, dog. 1243 01:10:05,847 --> 01:10:08,680 Let's see, let's make it simple: 1244 01:10:08,684 --> 01:10:11,585 who takes the trash on Thursdays, you or me? 1245 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:12,609 You 1246 01:10:12,688 --> 01:10:14,679 Daddy monkey. 1247 01:10:14,690 --> 01:10:16,681 Who cleans the toilet every month, you or me? 1248 01:10:17,693 --> 01:10:18,785 - You - Say it louder 1249 01:10:19,728 --> 01:10:21,719 - You - See, that sounds nice. 1250 01:10:21,797 --> 01:10:23,697 And now I'm asking you for a favor, 1251 01:10:23,732 --> 01:10:24,790 and you don't want to do it 1252 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,768 Yeah, that's not nice 1253 01:10:26,835 --> 01:10:28,803 Not nice, man, not nice. 1254 01:10:28,837 --> 01:10:32,705 This is a home, and you have to make your contribution 1255 01:10:36,812 --> 01:10:39,679 Your imposing rock! 1256 01:10:39,715 --> 01:10:41,808 See, we're on the same page, easy! 1257 01:10:41,850 --> 01:10:43,818 Oh, this thing vibrates, so nice 1258 01:10:43,852 --> 01:10:45,786 Oh, careful, careful. Is it all in? 1259 01:10:45,821 --> 01:10:48,654 No... just half. 1260 01:10:49,825 --> 01:10:51,690 Do you want some more? 1261 01:10:51,727 --> 01:10:52,887 All the way, you say? 1262 01:10:52,928 --> 01:10:54,623 No, just until your G spot 1263 01:10:55,731 --> 01:10:57,596 - To where? - Your G spot. 1264 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,597 Oh, oh, did it hurt? 1265 01:11:00,669 --> 01:11:02,762 - Sort of - Do you want me to pull out? 1266 01:11:02,804 --> 01:11:05,602 No, no, stay there... 1267 01:11:08,777 --> 01:11:11,905 Oh, hey, I felt something... 1268 01:11:15,851 --> 01:11:19,878 Careful, careful, slowly, there, I felt something 1269 01:11:20,689 --> 01:11:22,623 I don't know 1270 01:11:22,658 --> 01:11:24,785 if it's my G spot but there it is... 1271 01:11:46,848 --> 01:11:47,837 Look at me 1272 01:12:54,649 --> 01:12:55,809 Lift her leg up, dog, 1273 01:12:55,917 --> 01:12:58,886 lift her leg up, bend it back, even more, even more... 1274 01:12:59,621 --> 01:13:02,681 just bend it, there 1275 01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:03,884 I'm there... 1276 01:13:03,892 --> 01:13:05,860 I'm coming now, oh, oh, oh 1277 01:13:05,894 --> 01:13:09,694 I'm in the right field, oh man, ah... 1278 01:13:09,731 --> 01:13:12,757 this is what it feels like in paradise, 1279 01:13:12,801 --> 01:13:17,750 give me more, give me more, give me more, 1280 01:13:19,451 --> 01:13:22,699 Ah, mama 1281 01:13:34,790 --> 01:13:36,781 How did you do that, man? 1282 01:13:38,727 --> 01:13:40,820 Wonderful, man... 1283 01:13:41,797 --> 01:13:43,731 Oh nice, 1284 01:13:43,865 --> 01:13:46,663 it was incredible, thank you honey, 1285 01:13:47,702 --> 01:13:49,670 I'm done now, 1286 01:13:49,738 --> 01:13:51,729 so nice, I'm a new man. 1287 01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:55,676 I'm done guys, stop whenever you feel like it 1288 01:13:56,812 --> 01:13:58,780 Guys, hey, 1289 01:13:58,814 --> 01:14:00,782 I'm here. 1290 01:14:00,816 --> 01:14:02,784 Are you done yet? 1291 01:15:03,678 --> 01:15:05,612 Now nice... 1292 01:15:07,816 --> 01:15:10,580 How nice that it's you 1293 01:15:11,753 --> 01:15:13,653 Yes 1294 01:15:14,689 --> 01:15:16,714 Your friend, 1295 01:15:16,758 --> 01:15:18,783 who else? 1296 01:15:45,921 --> 01:15:48,788 I've regained the soul I had when I was a girl 1297 01:15:48,823 --> 01:15:52,691 And I'm only getting started 1298 01:16:15,684 --> 01:16:16,878 Oh, it hurts... 1299 01:16:19,721 --> 01:16:20,847 Ouch, it hurts! 1300 01:16:22,891 --> 01:16:24,882 Help me out, man 1301 01:16:26,661 --> 01:16:28,629 Whatever you want 1302 01:16:28,630 --> 01:16:29,892 Hey, wait, now, 1303 01:16:32,634 --> 01:16:34,625 make me a cushion, 1304 01:16:41,876 --> 01:16:43,741 Come on, hurry up, man, hurry up 1305 01:16:43,778 --> 01:16:44,745 Is that good? 1306 01:16:44,779 --> 01:16:46,770 Hurry up, don't hurt her 1307 01:16:46,848 --> 01:16:51,683 If he does anything bad, tell me 1308 01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:53,813 Okay, it's just that it was hurting 1309 01:16:54,723 --> 01:16:57,658 Right, it's okay now 1310 01:16:57,692 --> 01:17:02,686 Careful, dog... 1311 01:17:02,731 --> 01:17:05,757 Slowly please... 1312 01:17:11,706 --> 01:17:15,904 It's not that necessary... Guys, 1313 01:17:16,845 --> 01:17:19,746 don't get into it again, what for? 1314 01:17:19,814 --> 01:17:21,782 Yeah, nice 1315 01:17:22,784 --> 01:17:25,651 Come on, do you want anything else? Juice... 1316 01:17:29,691 --> 01:17:31,659 Oh, oh stop, 1317 01:17:31,726 --> 01:17:33,785 Stop, Cookie, please 1318 01:17:56,684 --> 01:17:58,675 Careful, careful, careful 1319 01:17:59,788 --> 01:18:01,881 Don't move, careful 1320 01:18:04,826 --> 01:18:06,691 Stop, Gabriela, stop 1321 01:18:19,774 --> 01:18:21,765 I love you, Cristina 1322 01:18:31,753 --> 01:18:34,881 You're perfect, you're perfect... 1323 01:18:35,657 --> 01:18:38,751 The best, the best 1324 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:39,852 Poor thing, 1325 01:18:41,629 --> 01:18:42,721 this is hard 1326 01:18:43,832 --> 01:18:45,891 No, wait, wait, oh.. 1327 01:18:50,839 --> 01:18:53,603 Here it comes, it's coming, it's coming, oh... 1328 01:19:21,736 --> 01:19:23,761 You left this much juice, man, 1329 01:19:23,771 --> 01:19:25,830 what's wrong to you? 1330 01:19:25,874 --> 01:19:29,674 You think you're smarter than me, you fucking big dick ape? 1331 01:19:31,746 --> 01:19:33,737 Who are you calling big dick ape? 1332 01:19:33,781 --> 01:19:34,748 Come here, man. Let go, let go 1333 01:19:34,816 --> 01:19:35,874 No, no, what's wrong with you? 1334 01:19:36,885 --> 01:19:37,852 Stop hitting him, noooo 1335 01:19:39,621 --> 01:19:40,781 This is my fault... 1336 01:19:40,855 --> 01:19:43,790 these things happen to me for being dirty... 1337 01:19:43,791 --> 01:19:45,656 You're touching me, man 1338 01:19:50,732 --> 01:19:54,725 Yes, hello, good night, I need a radio taxi 1339 01:19:54,769 --> 01:19:58,762 Peñalolén do you have anything close by? 1340 01:20:00,608 --> 01:20:04,601 15 minutes, fantastic, yes, that's good 1341 01:20:04,779 --> 01:20:06,576 Hold on a second... 1342 01:20:06,781 --> 01:20:08,646 Where are you going? 1343 01:20:09,651 --> 01:20:10,675 Juan Moya 1344 01:20:11,786 --> 01:20:13,686 You're living with your mother? 1345 01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:21,684 Juan Moya and Irarrázaval, yes, thank you 1346 01:20:22,697 --> 01:20:23,789 No, you're too much... 1347 01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:27,665 What did you say? What, what? 1348 01:20:27,702 --> 01:20:30,603 Nothing! We have 15 minutes left to celebrate 1349 01:20:35,877 --> 01:20:38,641 One question, 1350 01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,678 - do you have any money? - Yes, I do 1351 01:20:43,618 --> 01:20:47,679 I mean, not here, but I'll stop by an ATM 1352 01:20:47,722 --> 01:20:48,882 - Right - What, right? 1353 01:20:49,624 --> 01:20:51,854 Nothing, the job was so-so but I'll pay for it anyway 1354 01:20:53,895 --> 01:20:55,658 I'm your boss now 1355 01:20:58,733 --> 01:21:00,826 No, no, get out 1356 01:21:00,868 --> 01:21:03,666 - Hey, don't act so proud, please - What, proud? 1357 01:21:08,476 --> 01:21:09,740 Cheers 1358 01:21:11,679 --> 01:21:12,703 You're so hot 1359 01:21:14,682 --> 01:21:15,876 You looked really pretty 1360 01:21:19,654 --> 01:21:20,746 You're hot too 1361 01:21:23,758 --> 01:21:26,852 When I said... 1362 01:21:27,762 --> 01:21:30,788 and then you said... 1363 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:33,858 Were you being serious? 1364 01:21:34,502 --> 01:21:35,734 Oh, shut up, okay? 1365 01:21:35,770 --> 01:21:38,671 No, no, you shut up, I need to know 1366 01:21:38,706 --> 01:21:39,866 I need to clear up what happened here 1367 01:21:39,907 --> 01:21:41,772 No, it's embarrassing, I don't want to 1368 01:21:41,809 --> 01:21:44,835 No, no, Cristina, I want to talk, 1369 01:21:44,846 --> 01:21:46,609 I think it's important 1370 01:21:46,648 --> 01:21:48,128 No, no Matías, it's embarrassing, 1371 01:21:48,129 --> 01:21:51,608 besides, we can't talk about it if we're both dressed 1372 01:21:51,619 --> 01:21:52,847 Then what's the problem? Again 1373 01:21:53,621 --> 01:21:55,782 Oh, really? Let's go 1374 01:21:56,691 --> 01:21:59,888 But if you're too embarrassed to talk, then, what can we do? 1375 01:22:04,899 --> 01:22:07,868 do you really like my potato salad? 1376 01:22:11,537 --> 01:22:14,639 I do, a lot 1377 01:22:15,710 --> 01:22:17,644 But you have to make it more often 1378 01:22:17,879 --> 01:22:19,813 Of course, sure 1379 01:22:20,615 --> 01:22:21,775 I said softly 1380 01:22:21,816 --> 01:22:23,681 I said red light, Cookie, 1381 01:22:23,718 --> 01:22:25,743 I asked please 1382 01:22:27,789 --> 01:22:30,781 Oh Cookie, it felt so good, I swear, I couldn't stop 1383 01:22:30,825 --> 01:22:33,794 Besides, it looked like you were also enjoying it 1384 01:22:33,828 --> 01:22:36,856 Honey, that's not the point 1385 01:22:37,799 --> 01:22:39,664 Oh no. 1386 01:22:39,667 --> 01:22:40,656 What's the point? 1387 01:22:40,702 --> 01:22:43,637 The point is that when a woman says stop, you stop 1388 01:22:43,805 --> 01:22:44,772 Cookie... 1389 01:22:46,741 --> 01:22:49,801 Okay, but we were doing this to connect with each other, 1390 01:22:49,844 --> 01:22:51,709 to do something different, 1391 01:22:51,746 --> 01:22:52,838 and you were thinking about 1392 01:22:52,914 --> 01:22:55,781 God knows what probably a tennis player or something 1393 01:22:57,719 --> 01:22:59,619 Cookie, look at me 1394 01:22:59,687 --> 01:23:00,847 Did you enjoy it? 1395 01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:03,880 I'm not talking about that 1396 01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:07,617 Honey, you came like an explosion 1397 01:23:07,662 --> 01:23:09,823 How could you know, you were like in another world 1398 01:23:09,864 --> 01:23:12,697 No, I could feel you 1399 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:13,667 Really? 1400 01:23:13,735 --> 01:23:15,896 Really... when I was in you, 1401 01:23:15,903 --> 01:23:19,737 I could feel everything, even when you came 1402 01:23:21,709 --> 01:23:23,643 Well, 1403 01:23:23,711 --> 01:23:27,807 it wasn't that bad, I mean... 1404 01:23:28,850 --> 01:23:32,684 And you were crazy Cookie, I'd never seen you like that before, 1405 01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,688 I loved it 1406 01:23:34,689 --> 01:23:36,816 Mmm, how embarrassing... 1407 01:23:36,858 --> 01:23:39,884 And you were making some pretty strange noises too 1408 01:23:41,662 --> 01:23:42,788 See? 1409 01:23:42,830 --> 01:23:45,663 See I'm not that boring 1410 01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:49,693 Muffin, we had a great time, honey 1411 01:23:49,704 --> 01:23:51,695 Yes, muffin, honey... 1412 01:23:54,776 --> 01:23:56,801 - Can we? - Yes, yes, help me 1413 01:23:56,844 --> 01:24:00,780 Armando? What are you doing for your saint's day? 1414 01:24:00,815 --> 01:24:02,783 I don't have any plans 1415 01:24:02,850 --> 01:24:04,875 Whoopy for saint's day then, when is it? 1416 01:24:05,653 --> 01:24:08,850 - January 23rd - January 23rd 1417 01:24:09,690 --> 01:24:12,750 Hey, we mustn't miss each other for the national holiday, 1418 01:24:12,794 --> 01:24:15,888 you know, I could get a costume that you're going to love. 1419 01:24:16,631 --> 01:24:17,689 How's that? 1420 01:24:17,732 --> 01:24:20,792 Whoopy for September then! 1421 01:24:21,636 --> 01:24:22,864 September 18th 1422 01:24:22,904 --> 01:24:26,670 Hey, and for Christmas, you'll be alone, right? 1423 01:24:26,707 --> 01:24:29,767 Generally, a nephew comes to visit me on Christmas 1424 01:24:29,811 --> 01:24:31,870 He leaves around 10 o'clock 1425 01:24:31,913 --> 01:24:34,882 Then I'll be here at 11 sharp, Armando, 1426 01:24:34,917 --> 01:24:37,851 No, I like to go to Fausto after that 1427 01:24:41,622 --> 01:24:43,613 The things you like to say... 1428 01:24:43,691 --> 01:24:45,852 Did he do anything to you? Did he move something inside? 1429 01:24:45,893 --> 01:24:47,793 Did he pierce your lung? 1430 01:24:47,829 --> 01:24:50,855 Are you all right? 1431 01:24:50,898 --> 01:24:53,765 Can I ask you something? 1432 01:24:53,768 --> 01:24:55,793 Do you think you can be happy with me 1433 01:24:55,803 --> 01:24:59,796 - after having that huge...? - Oh, honey, you're perfect for me 1434 01:24:59,841 --> 01:25:01,604 Perfect 1435 01:25:01,642 --> 01:25:02,700 Okay, 1436 01:25:02,743 --> 01:25:04,768 perfect, I believe you 1437 01:25:04,812 --> 01:25:06,677 Yes. Fantasy accomplished, honey 1438 01:25:06,714 --> 01:25:09,615 - Very accomplished - Congratulations 1439 01:25:09,650 --> 01:25:11,880 I think that now, then, 1440 01:25:11,886 --> 01:25:13,751 it's my turn 1441 01:25:13,788 --> 01:25:14,880 What do you mean, it's your turn? 1442 01:25:14,889 --> 01:25:16,754 A little friend, honey. 1443 01:25:16,791 --> 01:25:19,760 Brunette, to make a difference, all I ask is for her to be from Santiago, 1444 01:25:19,794 --> 01:25:21,887 lot's of smog, bus pass, that kind of thing, you know? 1445 01:25:21,896 --> 01:25:24,660 Okay, and I'll be outside, and direct you... 1446 01:25:24,699 --> 01:25:26,758 No, no, all three of us, honey, in one go 1447 01:25:26,801 --> 01:25:30,669 Oh, all three of us together! Then I'll bring a toy... 1448 01:25:30,671 --> 01:25:32,696 No, no, no toys, dammit, you get used to this one, just this one, hear me? 1449 01:25:32,740 --> 01:25:34,708 No, no, I'll give it to both of you 1450 01:25:34,709 --> 01:25:36,700 What's the problem, don't you trust me? 1451 01:25:39,614 --> 01:25:40,746 I can see you 1452 01:25:40,815 --> 01:25:42,612 What? I didn't do anything 1453 01:25:42,650 --> 01:25:43,708 I can see you, watch out 1454 01:25:48,009 --> 01:25:58,009 Ripped and Corrected by PANGI www. clan-sudamerica. net