The pink panther is a gem with an imperfection that looks like a pink panther. It is the goal of the Phantom, a jet set thief who has been terrorizing the European smart set. He is pursued by Inspector Clouseau, the most bumblng detective in Europe. Assisting the phantom are his nephew and the wife of Clouseau.
An optimistic and inept window cleaner fully ‘satisfies’ his customers, bed-hopping from one unsatisfied housewife to another, until he meets a successful female police officer, who will have none of his sexual advances.