The Takers

The Takers (1971)

1971

After a breakfast of LSD and hitchhikers, The Takers–two berserk bikers–decide to go upscale when they spot suburban housewife Laura and bachelorette Barbi, follow them to Laura’s home, and invite themselves in: “We’re gonna have us a party with some educated social-type broads!” And party they do until Laura’s hubbie (director Carl Monson) unexpectedly shows up to settle things with some shotgun vengeance and… well, one of the goofiest, most startling endings of any motion […]

The Blonde Next Door (1982)

1982

When not even a sex manual helps Cindy’s husband satisfy her, Cindy hitchhikes with Barry Horne who seduces her on his car’s hood after lying that the car got stuck. Suddenly, his smell causes him to be harassed by his buxom secretary instead of the usual opposite. After she wants him in every way, he realizes his smell is really pheromones from Cindy’s feminine ejaculation. Barry rushes over and hires Cindy to supply it commercially […]

Messalina… orgasmo imperiale (1983)

1983

The empress has sexual adventures and cuckolds her husband. But she goes too far and so her husband gets upset. The empress hears of a woman who teaches massage to men only. The woman who teaches massage invites her gay friend to class to spy. The lady running the massage training takes anal. Poison is used as the empress kills off those who stand in her way. The gay guy tries to advise her correctly […]